Peej 0 #1 January 14, 2009 I can hear the jingle already: "This Bud's for you Mr Fart Silencer Inventor" http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/12/29/ultimate-fart-silencer/ Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 January 14, 2009 What will they think of next? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #3 January 14, 2009 "Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce." yes, dropping trow and shoving something up your ass is so much less offensive and embarrassing than letting a fart slip. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 January 14, 2009 It's just a waste of time and money. All I need to do is lift one ass cheek if I'm sitting down. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 January 14, 2009 Quote "Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce." And, therein lies the problem. It is regarded as unwanted sound. Le Petomane Quote Although a baker by profession, Pujol would entertain his customers by imitating musical instruments, and claim to be playing them behind the counter. Pujol decided to try his talent on the stage, and debuted in Marseille in 1887. Quote Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing 'O Sole Mio and La Marseillaise on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus. He could also blow out a candle from several yards away. Just think of the possiblities... the first rap anus artist. They already make that "puh-PUMP pum-PAH" sound with their mouths. And most rap sounds like it was coming out of someones butt to begin with. It is the next logical progression. Just "clear your throat" before you walk out on stage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #6 January 14, 2009 This thread reminds me of this woman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3c2UVwEJJg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #7 January 14, 2009 aren't all of your farts silent? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 January 14, 2009 Quote aren't all of your farts silent? Only to me, my wife, and the deaf cat. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #9 January 14, 2009 I venture to guess they look at you first when "that smell" is noticed.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 January 14, 2009 Quote I venture to guess they look at you first when "that smell" is noticed.... Probably, however, one of our cats can pump out rank farts while sitting in my lap that I get blamed for. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 January 14, 2009 Quote What will they think of next? Queefe silencers! That is next! Of course it would have to be one HELL OF AN INVENTION to keep the queefer silenced as well.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote I venture to guess they look at you first when "that smell" is noticed.... Probably, however, one of our cats can pump out rank farts while sitting in my lap that I get blamed for. I had two roommates in college. One had an anklebiter who would fog an entire room when given worming medicine. My other roommate had been working on inviting a honey over to watch a movie on cable for a month. There were sitting on the couch when the dog came out of the bedroom and crept under the couch. Then... the dog sprinted away unseen. When comments were made, he made the mistake of saying, "It wasn't me..." If looks could kill, he'd have suffered first. She wasn't taking the blame for that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 January 15, 2009 From the comments: "The only problem I see with this (other than inserting it into my anus)is if you shart and it sprays out like the lego fun factory spaghetti maker…" Priceless!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 January 15, 2009 Quote From the comments: "The only problem I see with this (other than inserting it into my anus)is if you shart and it sprays out like the lego fun factory spaghetti maker…" Priceless!!!! I can't make that stuff up! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote From the comments: "The only problem I see with this (other than inserting it into my anus)is if you shart and it sprays out like the lego fun factory spaghetti maker…" Priceless!!!! I can't make that stuff up! Hippos do just that. To mark their territory, bulls from adjacent areas will stare at each other, then turn and, flip feces and urine in a wide arc by spinning its tail like a little propeller motion. When a 3000 lb bull does this, it has got to just hose down an area. I'm glad that people just put down a blanket on the grass when they get to the park. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote What will they think of next? Queefe silencers! That is next! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherZ 0 #17 January 15, 2009 I thought everyone already knew about the toot tone ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_6g_Xx3Eew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
