shropshire 0 #1 January 16, 2009 A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a large ..................." and after 20 seconds "Gin and tonic , please". The barman hands the bear the drink saying "Here you go but why the big pause?" "I don't know" says the bear "I've always had them" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 January 16, 2009 I've told this before but, it's one of my personal favorites... A penguin takes his car to the shop for repairs. The mechanic tells the penguin that it'll be a while. The penguin says; "I'm going across the street for some ice cream!" Awhile later, the penguin returns to the repair garage and asks the mechanic; "What'd you find?" The mechanic says; "Looks like, you blew a seal!" The penguin says; "No, that's vanilla ice cream!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 January 16, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #4 January 16, 2009 Kinda like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccII am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 January 16, 2009 I don't know... seems a little 'fishy' to me! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
