Most unusual first date that worked out

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My aunt was telling me how she and her husband met a few years ago. She got into a fender bender with some guy that was being a complete jack-ass about it. She got in his face (all 5'3" of her) and with her cute little southern accent told him to stick his attitude up his ass. He burst out laughing, and told her she was a "short ass shit with a big ass mouth".

That was 15 years ago, and they're still together and happy!

Have you ever had an unusual beginning to a relationship that wound up working out really well?

We should not let our fears hold us back from pursuing our hopes.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

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I had an unusual beginning but it didn't work out in the end. But damn that was a hot two months.

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Well, it doesn't have to be a long term working out thing.....but if it led to more dates, let's hear it.

We should not let our fears hold us back from pursuing our hopes.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

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I've told this story once here before but hell might as well tell it again.

Ok so lady #1, who I hit on over the phone at work and never met, calls me up one Friday night and tells me to meet her at a bar with all her friends since it was her birthday. Me being me I accept. So we're all hanging out, dancing, and having a great time when suddenly I find myself all alone just me and my beer.

Across the table from me is some guy I don't know looking pathetic sitting all by himself with his beer and I realize I'm looking in a mirror. A quick glance around the bar and I see lady#1 flirting with some other guy. Body language says everything. What does a guy do in this situation? I honestly have no idea but I did notice this extremely hot red headed cougar (lady #2)sitting at the bar all by herself. As it happens I needed another beer so I saw this as an opportunity to make my approach.

I approach lady #1 and strike up a conversation. Before we know it we hit it off and it's like we have the entire bar to ourselves. Within 10 minutes of the beginning of our conversation I come clean about why I as at the bar. "You're on a date and you're hitting on me?" I have no idea how I explained it but in the end she didn't care.

Anyhow after talking the night away with many breaks in the conversation to smooch we end up outside waiting for a cab for her when the bar closed. That's when lady #1 walks out of the bar as we're standing there and b-lines for her car. I am completely relieved as I'm thinking I just dodged the drama bullet. Nope. She turns around and looks right at me which and loudly says, "bye!" Was that good enough? No. She comes over to us, rubs my shoulder and tells me she's going to give me a call.

As lady #1 walks away lady #2 says to me,"I think she just tried to cock block you." "Did it work," I ask.

"Nope"

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[jonstark 8]

Went out just for coffee in a new town with a new jumper acquaintance. She tells me she is just breaking up with an insanely jealous, power lifting, steroid raging, middle eastern, boyfriend. End up in the sack with both her and her room mate that night. Next year was a real fun ride once I got over looking over my shoulder for whatzizface.

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Ever hear from lady #1 again?

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Which one????

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Ever hear from lady #1 again?

Actually I did but it was work related. I did sense she had something on her mind but I was having none of that so ended the phone call as quickly as I could.

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I think the greatest example would be the one that was described on the Tonight Show when Jay Leno asked for "worst dates" experiences.

The couple was there in the audience and the woman described them going on a skiing outing or something, it was very cold outside with snow on the road, etc. She had to pee real bad so they stop and she squats by the side of the car while he stood guard. But then her ass froze to the car, and he ended up pissing on her back to free her.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I think the greatest example would be the one that was described on the Tonight Show when Jay Leno asked for "worst dates" experiences.

The couple was there in the audience and the woman described them going on a skiing outing or something, it was very cold outside with snow on the road, etc. She had to pee real bad so they stop and she squats by the side of the car while he stood guard. But then her ass froze to the car, and he ended up pissing on her back to free her.

I knew a guy who worked in the ski patrol at Steamboat. One day he a another patrolman were doing the late afternoon sweep of the mountain after the lifts had closed and found a girl who had skied into a treewell, and when she hit the lower branches, the avalanche of snow falling off the tree had buried her up to her neck. While buried, she needed to take a leak and did so. It ran down into her bindings and froze them solid.

By the time they found her, she was hypothermic and getting frostbite. Her skiis were buried and they had no time to dig them out, so they both took a leak on her bindings to melt enough ice to release them.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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We should not let our fears hold us back from pursuing our hopes.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy.