happythoughts 0 #26 January 13, 2009 Quote I want a girl just like the girl who married dear old... Joe DiMaggio. She's available. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomal2day 0 #27 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :) I'm a chick. Quote that makes it even better and harder. get the big bottle of wine. Bwaahaahaa! big bottle of wine... Good luck, Lucky!'To fly is heaven, to freefall is divine' 'You only need 2 tools. WD40 for when it doesn't move but should, and duct tape for when it moves but shouldn't' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #28 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :) I'm a chick. Quote that makes it even better and harder. get the big bottle of wine. Bwaahaahaa! big bottle of wine... Good luck, Lucky! Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #29 January 14, 2009 Quote Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. I'm not dissapointed by that."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #30 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :) I'm a chick. That's bonus style points!It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #31 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote I want a girl just like the girl who married dear old... Joe DiMaggio. She's available. Yep, right here: "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #32 January 14, 2009 QuoteWhere can I find a female, post-pubesent virgin? Riyadh????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #33 January 14, 2009 QuoteI want a girl just like the girl who married dear old... Joe DiMaggio. Go for it man. I bet if you dig her up she wont smell all that bad by now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #34 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote I want a girl just like the girl who married dear old... Joe DiMaggio. Go for it man. I bet if you dig her up she wont smell all that bad by now And therein lies the problem. Too much digging else I would have already been there, done that. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 January 18, 2009 Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Yeah...well, the weekend ain't over yet! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #36 January 18, 2009 Quote Where can I find a female, post-pubesent virgin? In a different State or if she has no brothers and her father has left home. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #37 January 18, 2009 Quote Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Yeah...well, the weekend ain't over yet! I did get kissed on the lips by a girl for the first time last week. And it was just a peck, you perverts! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Yeah...well, the weekend ain't over yet! I did get kissed on the lips by a girl for the first time last week. And it was just a peck, you perverts! She was prolly afraid you'd get all excited, bang your knees together and break her glasses....oh wait...you meant...NEVER MIND! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #39 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Yeah...well, the weekend ain't over yet! I did get kissed on the lips by a girl for the first time last week. And it was just a peck, you perverts! She was prolly afraid you'd get all excited, bang your knees together and break her glasses....oh wait...you meant...NEVER MIND! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #40 January 18, 2009 Did you like the taste of her cherry chapstick?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #41 January 18, 2009 QuoteDid you like the taste of her cherry chapstick? what are you going on about!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 January 18, 2009 Quote Did you like the taste of her cherry chapstick? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Yeah...well, the weekend ain't over yet! I did get kissed on the lips by a girl for the first time last week. And it was just a peck, you perverts! She was prolly afraid you'd get all excited, bang your knees together and break her glasses....oh wait...you meant...NEVER MIND! I was NOT expecting that one! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #44 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Yeah...well, the weekend ain't over yet! I did get kissed on the lips by a girl for the first time last week. And it was just a peck, you perverts! She was prolly afraid you'd get all excited, bang your knees together and break her glasses....oh wait...you meant...NEVER MIND! I was NOT expecting that one! You've been hanging around the bonfire how long and you DIDN'T expect a response like that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 January 18, 2009 QuoteQuoteDid you like the taste of her cherry chapstick? what are you going on about!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXsAlways be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #46 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Did you like the taste of her cherry chapstick? what are you going on about!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs Quote This video is not available in your country. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #47 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Did you like the taste of her cherry chapstick? what are you going on about!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs Quote This video is not available in your country. Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl lyrics This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what, I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it No, I don't even know your name It doesn't matter, You're my experimental game Just human nature, It's not what, Good girls do Not how they should behave My head gets so confused Hard to obey I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it, Us girls we are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable Hard to resist so touchable Too good to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's innocent I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #48 January 18, 2009 mhm, i'd be happy to kiss a girl even without that cherry chapstick.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #49 January 18, 2009 Quote mhm, i'd be happy to kiss a girl even without that cherry chapstick.. Trying something new, are ya?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #50 January 19, 2009 Quote Quote mhm, i'd be happy to kiss a girl even without that cherry chapstick.. Trying something new, are ya? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
