normiss 893 #26 January 17, 2009 containers of warm water, for "hand dunking" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #27 January 17, 2009 I've woken him up at 8 am threating to piss on him if he slept on the couch again. I think the epicac or xlax in the liqour is a good idea. heheheBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #28 January 17, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #29 January 17, 2009 Yeah, he's a bum. Welcome to the wonderful world of housemates. The big question IS - how does your OTHER housemate feel about him and his inexcusable behavior ? If he feels the same way, then throw the bum out and start looking for somebody else to move in, or just go it with the two of you. But if the other guy just hums and haws and doesn't want to hurt Bum-Boy's feelings, it's time for YOU to start looking for new digs. That's just the politics of the situation, without the other roomie's support, you can't win. You're not going to stay in the place forever anyway and all young singles have to survive a shitty room or housemate or two. It's part of the learning curve of life. Good luck. (And in the meantime, try leaving some Ex-Lax brownies lying around - they really work !) Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #30 January 17, 2009 Quote I've woken him up at 8 am threating to piss on him if he slept on the couch again. I think the epicac or xlax in the liqour is a good idea. hehehe Yep. Just hide your personal liquor stash that you don't want him knowing about and leave that one bottle where he can see it. He'll be shitting all over the toilet like Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber! Oh wait.... will he clean that shit up? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #31 January 17, 2009 QuoteSo I live with two guys. There's your first mistake. Men and women have different "gender-typical" lifestyles. Now don't get me wrong - same-sex room/housemates can definitely be the ones from hell. But in my own pre-married experience, as well as that of my wife and many of my friends ... and it's now starting to be that of our now-college age kids ... having opposite-gender housemates increases your chance of domestic conflict by ... oh, I'd realistically guesstimate about 50%. Option #2 - fuck the living stuffing out of him and make him your bitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #32 January 17, 2009 The other roommate is so freaking passive he doesn't even care- there have been times when the other roommate hasn't even given him money for bills for months! The cool roommate has told me that there have been times where he's even kept toilet paper in his bedroom for weeks because he wouldn't chip in. He was using newspapers to clean his ass!! OMG.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #34 January 17, 2009 QuoteI don't mind people that sleep on the couch but I told him to put it in his room. I bring people over and its weird to have to walk past a sleeping dude on the couch in my living room. Nobody seemed to mind the guy on the couch in half baked.. No really if it's that big of a problem buy a gun or something and execute the guy in his sleep.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #35 January 17, 2009 Dude just fart on his pillowDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #36 January 17, 2009 Thats quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #37 January 17, 2009 Quote I've woken him up at 8 am threating to piss on him if he slept on the couch again. If you want him to stop, you can't be offering free services for which many guys will pay good money!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #38 January 17, 2009 QuoteDude Really. What more can you say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenhk 0 #39 January 17, 2009 You need to twlk to him first, because you was friends before you became roomates, and you good friends are hard to find, unless he was a lousy friend. Otherwise you need to start setting boundaries.pain is weakness leaving the body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #40 January 17, 2009 Actually both my male roommates were met online. I didn't know either of them.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #41 January 17, 2009 stop meeting friiend online then! oh, did i just say that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #42 January 17, 2009 LMAO! I called my son to have him watch that. He is 17 and I told him. Please be a nice and respectful roomate when you leave home.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #43 January 17, 2009 Quote stop meeting friiend roommates online then! oh, did i just say that!? fixed it...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #44 January 17, 2009 Quote Quote stop meeting friiend roommates online then! oh, did i just say that!? fixed it... BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #45 January 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote stop meeting friiend roommates online then! oh, did i just say that!? fixed it... BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!! sorry not all my posts contain the term A2M...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #46 January 20, 2009 Quote The other roommate is so freaking passive he doesn't even care- there have been times when the other roommate hasn't even given him money for bills for months! The cool roommate has told me that there have been times where he's even kept toilet paper in his bedroom for weeks because he wouldn't chip in. He was using newspapers to clean his ass!! OMG. So one's an asshole and the other's an enabler? Take down your pole and move. Even if you get passive boy to agree with you he'll most likely fold if pressed by asshole during the "intervention."Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2ndgensteinke 0 #47 January 20, 2009 yeah except he looks like he is enjoying that a a little much the big dirty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
