henryvillar 0 #1 January 21, 2009 Spin off from another thread.... What are the most evil things you or others you know have done to people for whatever reason? Example: When i went to school in England a group of guys thought it was time to severely punish their most hated asshole. After an evening of binge drinking (asshole drank, the others sipped and watched), the asshole passed out. He was carried to his room where he was placed ass up on his bed. His pants were pulled down to his ankles. A condom was placed on the handle of a spoon and then inserted into his rectum. The spoon was removed leaving the open end of the condom hanging out of his asshole. We can only guess as to what his thoughts were the next morning as he never spoke to anybody about his discovery. To this day he probably thinks he lost his rectal virginity that night. The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
el6uapo 0 #2 January 21, 2009 ahh, that is messed up. It still has me laughing though. That is a lot of effort... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #3 January 21, 2009 That's f'd. This dude who was a huge asshole at a place that I won't disclose got tied to his bed and left with a broomstick shoved up his ass. I still don't know what he did to deserve it but knowing of the guy...I could see him doing something deserving of that."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #4 January 21, 2009 QuoteThat's f'd. This dude who was a huge asshole at a place that I won't disclose got tied to his bed and left with a broomstick shoved up his ass. I still don't know what he did to deserve it but knowing of the guy...I could see him doing something deserving of that. Did he deserve to be the victim of a felony rape? Because that's what was done to him. Was it worth while to commit a felony rape and place oneself in jeopardy of about 10 years incarceration in a state prison? Because - morally justified or not - that's what those guys were risking doing to themselves when they did that. A lot worse than a simple beating-up. Just giving a little perspective. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #5 January 21, 2009 QuoteQuoteThat's f'd. This dude who was a huge asshole at a place that I won't disclose got tied to his bed and left with a broomstick shoved up his ass. I still don't know what he did to deserve it but knowing of the guy...I could see him doing something deserving of that. Did he deserve to be the victim of a felony rape? Because that's what was done to him. Was it worth while to commit a felony rape and place oneself in jeopardy of about 10 years incarceration in a state prison? Because - morally justified or not - that's what those guys were risking doing to themselves when they did that. A lot worse than a simple beating-up. Just giving a little perspective. At that time and place I'm sure they had no inkling."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #6 January 21, 2009 You'd be amazed at how many prison inmates fit that description. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #7 January 21, 2009 I used to take Ritalin when I was younger, and this girl was always begging me for some. I was getting really tired of it, so I took some laxative pills and scrapped off the name. I gave them to her, she popped about 4 of them. Let's just say the rest of the school day was fun filled for her. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 January 21, 2009 I use to be a bit of a shark at work, had a great job that I basically created for myself in an up & coming aerospace manufacturing plant. I had about 15 guys under me and we all worked together quite well, until a guy 10-15 years older than me was hired on and immeadeatly decided he wanted my job and would do anything to get it. He would follow me around all night, even into areas he was not supposed to be, write a report on what "I" did all night and turn a copy into my boss and the plant superintendent...I wasn't doing anything wrong which my boss explained to him several times, and I even wrote him up for being out of 'his' assigned area...no avail. SO...I spent an evening following HIM around...I'm talking 3 feet away looking over his shoulder every minute, every time he did ANYTHING I'd shake my head and act like I was making notations on a clipboard. I let him see me lock my 'report' in my desk and left for my shift change tie in...when I came back I pulled the tape from the security camera in my office, which was a very high security area...and sure enough there he is with a screwdriver prying open the lock. Unfortunate for him... -there were files in my office & desk that contained 'some' materials requiring a 'secret' government clearance... He was both fired and arrested at the end of the shift 25 minutes later. I got to sit in on his 'exit' interview 3 days later... The part I remember to this day was him pounding his fist saying that there was NOTHING in my top drawer, except a pregnancy test! "NOTHING ELSE I SWEAR!" My boss looked at me and bust out laughing...He told my rather flabbergasted ex-employee~ "He left that there for YOU, the second you went into that office... ...YOU WERE FUCKED!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 January 21, 2009 That was fucking awesome dude! Hat's off to you! I've posted this story before but here it is again... First year of college. Three deaf guys from my high school attend college together. One was a bad apple (not me). He did all sorts of things to get in trouble for and not get expelled - drinking, drugs, harassing girls, disturbing the peace, you name it. By the time he was finally expelled, campus safety had a file on him 2 inches thick. By far the thickest of anybody they'd ever had, by far.... Anyway, we'd gotten so sick of his shit (me and 4 others), that we hatched a plan. The only one of us old enough to buy beer, went and bought a case and snuck it in the dorms. He went to the asshole's room, and asked if he'd wanted to get drunk. Fuck yeah was his answer. He was one of the most gullible goat fuck stupid assholes I've ever known. Yes, the same shithole I gave a 2nd chance several years later going out to a bar with two girls and we got kicked out because he got into a fight. So, my friend sits down with shithead and feeds him beer after beer, which he gulped down while my friend sipped a couple. After about 9 or 10 beers, the shithead passed out. My friend called campus safety with shithead's dorm phone, and left the phone off the hook, propped the door open and walked over to the floor lounge to wait. 4 minutes later 4 campus cops walked right by. Almost immediately he heard a huge ruckus as the asshole woke up and realized he'd been had and it took all four cops to restrain him. Fucker was expelled the next day. And yes, he needed it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 January 21, 2009 Great story.. But I gotta call Bullshit. What gave it away was "until a guy 10-15 years older than me was hired on". NO way could it be true as there has not been a guy 10-15 years older than you in the past two centuries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 January 21, 2009 QuoteGreat story.. But I gotta call Bullshit. What gave it away was "until a guy 10-15 years older than me was hired on". NO way could it be true as there has not been a guy 10-15 years older than you in the past two centuries. Didn't Noah live for like 400 years?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #12 January 21, 2009 All you fuckers are evil sons-a-bitches. I am so not trusting any of you to while I am drinking.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 January 21, 2009 Had a 'party' buddy I use to fuck with back in college....just on GP, he worked for the university in Veterans Affairs. He was actually a really nice guy, I'd just play with his head when I knew he'd been drinking...which was pretty much all the time. Terry had this Mazda RX-3 that was his pride & joy, when he went to the bars he'd always park it in a place and a way it wouldn't get hit or dinged. Well...when ever I would see Terry's car down by the bars on a weekend, a couple of us would pick it up and turn it around to face the opposite way...same place...he'd left it. This went on for a couple of years! More than a few times we'd be sitting in a bar across from where he'd left his car, and just split a gut watching him scratch his head...look around....scratch his ass...look around some more...It was usually a couple of fellow skydivers that would help me move it...kinda became a tradition I guess. He would bitch and moan when I'd 'happen' to run into him, he'd use other parking lots, even try to 'hide' it on residential streets blocks away... If we saw Terry in a Bar...the search was ON! Ole Terry came up to Kansas City to visit me once a couple years after I'd graduated...over a few beers he told me he once thought "I" had something to do with his car always bein' shuffled...but since I'd moved away two years before...and it was STILL going on...he knew better. I ran into college jumping buddy Steve Nowak (the vidiot) at Perris a few years later...he told me after I left, 'da boyz' kept rotating Terry's Mazda for several years after....& they didn't even KNOW the guy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
