Minnesota Cold

[wildfan75 1]

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are
sunbathing in Duluth ..

40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the
sunroof open.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets
thicker.

20 above zero: New Americans don long johns, parkas and wool hats &
mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People
in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . Minnesotans dig their
winter coats out of storage.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota
still selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington , D.C. finally runs out of hot air.
People
in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get
upset because the Mini-Van won't start.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold ''nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2
hours late.

[Butters 0]

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40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the

I was just in Florida and when I was renting a car I was asked if I wanted a convertible after handing them my Minnesota drivers license.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

[cocheese 0]

That's hot!

How you doin?

[wildfan75 1]

Hopefully I'll be doing better after a helicopter jump tomorrow. The forecasted high is 0F, so it will be a little chilly on the ride to altitude with no doors.

[BillyVance 34]

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40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the

I was just in Florida and when I was renting a car I was asked if I wanted a convertible after handing them my Minnesota drivers license.

I rented a Ford Mustang convertible in Connecticut in the winter because the rate was cheap.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Shell666 0]

This is our version:

50 Fahrenheit
(10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup

'Shell

[cocheese 0]

You're hard core babe. I'm waiting til it's 45F or more

[TheCapt 7]

This just in! No helicopter jumps tomorrow. Postponed for one week.

[chiquita24 0]

BRRR I can't believe people here actually jump when it's that cold!

[TheBachelor 5]

Having grown up near Duluth, I can attest that the first post is pretty darn close to the truth. You betcha!

There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years...