lawrocket 3 #51 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote I dont believe in marriage... Oh, it's real; I've seen what it has done to some of my friends; The horror, the horror! This is the point that I was trying to make in an earlier post. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #52 January 22, 2009 No... being a boy toy will suffice.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #53 January 22, 2009 I heard real heros wear safety goggles during oral sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #54 January 22, 2009 Quote I heard real heros wear safety goggles during oral sex. ...and wear a tool belt! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollypocket 0 #55 January 22, 2009 Quote Quote Guys; want to stand out in a crowd? Well, do ya? No. Itd be a crime if I did. As far as being her hero in bed, I bring my wife coffee just about every morning. That IS heroic! /\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #56 January 23, 2009 Oh how cool ... I have a sex toy called holly pocket.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #57 January 23, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I could sure use a hero in my bed right now to cheer me up. Wouldn't he be kinda lonely there while you're studying for your test? You ARE studying, right? Blues, Dave Well I gotta take a break every now and then so my head doesn't explode. So you want his head to explode so yours doesn't? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #58 January 23, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I could sure use a hero in my bed right now to cheer me up. Wouldn't he be kinda lonely there while you're studying for your test? You ARE studying, right? Blues, Dave Well I gotta take a break every now and then so my head doesn't explode. So you want his head to explode so yours doesn't? EXACTLY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #59 January 23, 2009 Quote well do ya? I'll settle for just being in her bed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #60 January 23, 2009 See? Holly gets it. Coffee in bed in he morning is crucial to peaceful coexistence. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #61 January 24, 2009 Quote Quote well do ya? I'll settle for just being in her bed. You can settle for that.. but will she?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #62 January 24, 2009 If you seek Amy. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #63 January 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote well do ya? I'll settle for just being in her bed. You can settle for that.. but will she? Hopefully at least once. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #64 January 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote well do ya? I'll settle for just being in her bed. You can settle for that.. but will she? Hopefully at least once. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #65 January 24, 2009 Ok you two. Go get a room. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #66 January 24, 2009 Quote Ok you two. Go get a room. I'm to quiet, shy, and innocent for that.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #67 January 24, 2009 Can I throw peanuts at you then ? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #68 January 24, 2009 Quote Can I throw peanuts at you then ? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #69 January 24, 2009 Here's a hero in bed story; Two towns up from here a number of years ago the police were called because a woman was screaming for help in an apartment. When the cops arrived they opened the door and found the woman handcuffed to a bed- and on the floor was an unconscious man wearing a Batman costume. Evidently his cape was not such a good wing suit but he was just hammered enough to leap off the dresser anyway to save his girlfriend and struck the ceiling fan then the bed frame... out cold! Well, as it turned out the masked crusader was cheating on his wife and he was a well known town lawyer......DA-NA-NA-NA... BAT MAN! I think he left town after that.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
