BillyVance 35 #1 January 25, 2009 As read in today's newspaper: "You know, stoplights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "How big were those 'two beers' you said you had?" and the best one of all: "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." Ouch "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 January 25, 2009 Hell yes we have a quota...I write two more tickets and I get a toaster. So...YOU'RE the one payin' my salary...been looking for you, how about a raise?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #3 January 26, 2009 "You don't want to go to court and pay this fine? Well, the judge is a friend of mine, and if you give me the cash, I'll just give it to him." This one works in other countries as well as the U.S.A.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
