LuckyMcSwervy 0 #176 September 30, 2008 If you give a guy your phone number, how long should you wait before you give up hope that he'll call? PS - Heavy drinking was involved. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #177 September 30, 2008 I tried this in the Ask Sunny thread, but maybe you have a better answer. This thing on my back - is it a zit, pimple, or a gummy bear? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #178 September 30, 2008 So why do black sharpies smell more then yellow sharpies?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChibiKuma 0 #179 September 30, 2008 1. If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? 2. If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? 3. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #180 September 30, 2008 Quote If you give a guy your phone number, how long should you wait before you give up hope that he'll call? PS - Heavy drinking was involved. Was this on paper or did you put the number right into his phone? Paper gets lost, drunken phone numbers get entered incorrectly. Plus there's that whole, "did she mean to give me her # or was she just hammered?" If you have another way to contact him try giving it to him again while sober. Or if you have his number call him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #181 September 30, 2008 Quote I tried this in the Ask Sunny thread, but maybe you have a better answer. This thing on my back - is it a zit, pimple, or a gummy bear? It's a third nipple.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #182 September 30, 2008 Quote So why do black sharpies smell more then yellow sharpies? Why are you sniffing sharpies when you have easy access to much better stuff?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #183 September 30, 2008 Quote 1. If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? 2. If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? 3. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? 1. Yes, provided none of them use any non "factory equipment" on her. Fingers or tongues can't pop cherries. She does lose her virginity though if the video gets posted to the Internet. 2. Yes. Seriously. 3. No. Fortune cookies always come true, but there is no set time limit. It may not even be in this lifetime. All your good fortune is the result of fortune cookies your sole has been exposed to in your various incarnations. Seemingly extremely lucky people had past lives as trees the fortunes were printed on.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #184 September 30, 2008 I'll go with your proven expertise If you cut away, how far from the dz can you expect your main to travel.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #185 September 30, 2008 Quote I'll go with your proven expertise If you cut away, how far from the dz can you expect your main to travel. Depends on how far the tall trees or bodies of water are from the DZ. This comes from field research at several DZ's using different canopies. Asshole. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #186 September 30, 2008 Quote Quote I'll go with your proven expertise If you cut away, how far from the dz can you expect your main to travel. Depends on how far the tall trees or bodies of water are from the DZ. This comes from field research at several DZ's using different canopies. Asshole. BWAHAHAHAHAH (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #187 September 30, 2008 Why do I get the feeling that you have about 6 browser windows open, each with a different search engine, so you can answer all these questions on time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #188 September 30, 2008 Quote Why do I get the feeling that you have about 6 browser windows open, each with a different search engine, so you can answer all these questions on time? I routinely have 4-6 browser tabs open between at least two different browser sessions. None are on search engines though. Google search is built into the browser. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #189 September 30, 2008 Quote Quote I tried this in the Ask Sunny thread, but maybe you have a better answer. This thing on my back - is it a zit, pimple, or a gummy bear? It's a third nipple. Speaking of 3rd nipples, here's a pic of one... And it's NOT mine. It's a friend's (a dude, not a chick). But it is me holding the ice cube on it trying to make it hard. Sorry to threadjack Bolas, but someone said "3rd nipple"!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #190 September 30, 2008 When will the flashy thing from Men in Black be a reality Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #191 September 30, 2008 Quote Quote If you give a guy your phone number, how long should you wait before you give up hope that he'll call? PS - Heavy drinking was involved. Was this on paper or did you put the number right into his phone? Paper gets lost, drunken phone numbers get entered incorrectly. Plus there's that whole, "did she mean to give me her # or was she just hammered?" If you have another way to contact him try giving it to him again while sober. Or if you have his number call him. My personal contact information was written on the back of my business card enclosed in a thank you note which was mailed a week ago today. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #192 October 1, 2008 Quote When will the flashy thing from Men in Black be a reality It is or more accurately it was. They got it working several times but each time when they didn't know what it was after being flashed they dropped it and it broke. Thinking they never got it working, the project was eventually abandoned.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #193 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote If you give a guy your phone number, how long should you wait before you give up hope that he'll call? PS - Heavy drinking was involved. Was this on paper or did you put the number right into his phone? Paper gets lost, drunken phone numbers get entered incorrectly. Plus there's that whole, "did she mean to give me her # or was she just hammered?" If you have another way to contact him try giving it to him again while sober. Or if you have his number call him. My personal contact information was written on the back of my business card enclosed in a thank you note which was mailed a week ago today. Ah, the mail. A simple "did you get my note?" may suffice. Was there any business dealings or talk of? He may assume the number on the back of the business card is for contacting you for business. Guys can be pretty clueless sometimes. Sometimes if you like someone, you have to be very obvious.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #194 October 1, 2008 Quote Ah, the mail. A simple "did you get my note?" may suffice. Was there any business dealings or talk of? He may assume the number on the back of the business card is for contacting you for business. Guys can be pretty clueless sometimes. Sometimes if you like someone, you have to be very obvious. Ummmm...... unless he was a beer distributor there was no business talk. Just personal and fun stuff. Oh well, I guess I can wait it out for another week or so since this person travels for business and may not have even received the note yet. This is fucked up because I *never* sweat dudes. Thank you for your expert answer. I may dig this thread up again for your advice when I'm picking out Christmas gifts for my family. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #195 October 1, 2008 how shall I get my hair cut tomorrow? pixie short? medium? long? bangs? (please pick the one that repulses the old creepy dudes) too many decisions Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #196 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Why do I get the feeling that you have about 6 browser windows open, each with a different search engine, so you can answer all these questions on time? I routinely have 4-6 browser tabs open between at least two different browser sessions. None are on search engines though. Google search is built into the browser. Fake 'expert knowledge'...how sad.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #197 October 1, 2008 Quote how shall I get my hair cut tomorrow? pixie short? medium? long? bangs? (please pick the one that repulses the old creepy dudes) too many decisions Long. Sorry, nothing repulses creepy old dudes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 80 #198 October 1, 2008 Quote All your good fortune is the result of fortune cookies your sole has been exposed to in your various incarnations. Why do you put fortune cookies in your shoe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #199 October 1, 2008 How many asprin can I take a day without damaging myself?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #200 October 1, 2008 Why do I need more US Air miles to get to CUN than MBJ?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
