jtval 0 #51 April 23, 2007 if you had a pet chicken, would you choke it, too?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #52 April 23, 2007 Why does my bank frown on spending the same money twice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #53 April 23, 2007 Quotewhat would it take to rid the world of roaches? Only one person can do that. Daniel Craig.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #54 April 23, 2007 Quoteif you had a pet chicken, would you choke it, too? I'd pluck it.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #55 April 23, 2007 QuoteWhy does my bank frown on spending the same money twice? They don't like people taking their ideas.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #56 April 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteif you had a pet chicken, would you choke it, too? I'd pluck it. Is that considered animal cruelty or just foreplay?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #57 April 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteif you had a pet chicken, would you choke it, too? I'd pluck it. Is that considered animal cruelty or just foreplay? That depends on what the chicken is wearing.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #58 April 23, 2007 1. Why has it been so long since I've gotten a call or a DD from you? 2. Does Bubbles have my #? Tell her to call sometime too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #59 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote What does it mean if a fox bites your hand in a dream? It means that your breasts are going to get bigger. That is a scary thought Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #60 April 23, 2007 Quote 1. Why has it been so long since I've gotten a call or a DD from you? 2. Does Bubbles have my #? Tell her to call sometime too!! 1. Last time I was really drunk except for last weekend (didn't have my phone) was Dublin. As for why no other calls: 2. I dunno. I'll give it to her. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #61 April 23, 2007 Why does my friend's dog like to eat cat turds out of the litter box, then kiss everyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #62 April 23, 2007 How do I make sure that I have a dream about a fox biting my hand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #63 April 23, 2007 Quote Is it true that all men who fly really small and elliptical parachutes have really big reproductive organs? I can tell you from experience... The guys that have small ellipticals have small reproductive organs. But, then again, size does not matter... Or so they say... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #64 April 23, 2007 yes, that's what the guys with small ones say Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #65 April 23, 2007 Quote 1. Why has it been so long since I've gotten a call or a DD from you? 2. Does Bubbles have my #? Tell her to call sometime too!! Why doesn't swedishcelt bother to respond to my emails and pms that I write her? nor does she ever decide to call me either?! CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #66 April 23, 2007 QuoteWe know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Lightspeed+.001 It is in fact true that physics has lied to the public. what we know as light bulbs are not actually light emitters but dark suckers. so in reality when you turn the light on you are really turning the dark sucker on. It happens so fast that you can't see it. They did, however, run into power problems. the suction ,while sucking only the weight of the light has its limit. the further you get from the so-called light bulb, the weaker the suction. have you ever turned a light on, say in a field of darkness, and walked 200 yards away? It gets darker, right? that's because of the power problem the engineers could not over come. Ever wonder why the "burnt out" light bulb looks dark in spots? that's becuase it has filled up.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #67 April 23, 2007 Oi. You're MUCH better at the guilt thingy. I have much to learn from you my sister Bubbles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #68 April 23, 2007 QuoteWhy does my friend's dog like to eat cat turds out of the litter box, then kiss everyone? The alpha dog gets to eat the cat turds. The dog gets very confused by the turds sitting there. It knows it's not the alpha dog so it tries to put the turd in its mouth to carry to the superior dogs (humans) but it just tastes so good they eat it. Once it does that the dog feels guilty and tries to make up for it by giving any part of that turd back by licking faces.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote Where are my car keys?! You locked them in your truck. The bad news is the spare key you kept in the bumper fell out 3 months ago. You're gonna have to use a coat hanger, again. Okay...now I got another question....Is it possible to polish out hangar scratches on the paint ? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #70 April 23, 2007 Where does snot come from? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #71 April 23, 2007 Quote Oi. You're MUCH better at the guilt thingy. I have much to learn from you my sister Bubbles. Well if you called me once in a while, i will teach you all that i know CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #72 April 23, 2007 QuoteHow do I make sure that I have a dream about a fox biting my hand? As you drift off to sleep, pinch your hands with the other hand. Or just pinch your nipples.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #73 April 23, 2007 QuoteWhere does snot come from? Hell even I can answer that. Walmart, aisle 10 on the leftMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #74 April 23, 2007 Quote Where does snot come from? Well, it snot a huge mystery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #75 April 23, 2007 My cat eats printer paper. Why?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
