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you make a convincing case for all men to be gay... women are just too difficult;)



:D:D:D:D
Reminded me of the scene in Beauty and the Beast when the Beast is crashing on the door of her room and then states that "She is being difficult" :D:D:D:D

(sorry to interupt your discussion with lisamarie)

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you make a convincing case for all men to be gay... women are just too difficult;)



:D:D:D:D
Reminded me of the scene in Beauty and the Beast when the Beast is crashing on the door of her room and then states that "She is being difficult" :D:D:D:D

(sorry to interupt your discussion with lisamarie)



don't be sorry, doc! you just jump in w/ a virtual pap any time you darn well please!

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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(sorry to interupt your discussion with lisamarie)



don't be sorry, doc! you just jump in w/ a virtual pap any time you darn well please!



Are... ummm..... you requesting one?:S Cuz the speculum likely woudn't fit in the one hole at the end of the long (?) thing you have, and the other hole.... Maybe I did convert you over to the other side of the team.:P:P

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New Rule:
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: SHORT, BLACK and BITTER.

Anything more complicated just irritates me first thing in the morning, before I have consumed my daily ration of caffiene.
Or maybe I just drank so much miserable military coffee, that any civilian coffee tastes decent.

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(sorry to interupt your discussion with lisamarie)



don't be sorry, doc! you just jump in w/ a virtual pap any time you darn well please!



Are... ummm..... you requesting one?:S Cuz the speculum likely woudn't fit in the one hole at the end of the long (?) thing you have, and the other hole.... Maybe I did convert you over to the other side of the team.:P:P



who said anything about a f*cking speculum??? I was talking about a pap!!! with a glorified q-tip! but you can stick a cold, stainless thing up my ass if you'd like...:)

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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You people are making it more difficult than it is. Just remember this quote.

"All you need to remember is the Golden Rule. He who has the nickel plated .45's makes the rules!";)



I like that rule... but can I make the rules with an AI rifle and not a pimped out 1911.:P:P

(reminds me of "Snatch".... The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine)


Karen

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