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Andy_Copland

I Feel Like Total Shit Today

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What can i say, where im from back home in jolly old England doesn't get much snow. So i went all out and drank all fucking day B|

Edit: I think i fell over too much, my wrists hurt to much to masturbate and my neck hurts too much to look up at the screen for too long :D
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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I was carrying my beer with my in a lunch bag, I didnt wanna waste the snow day sitting indoors :D



Funny story from my past. Ahead of the big blizzard of '94, my friend suggested I come down to his place and crash, drink beer and watch movies, because once the storm hit, nobody was going anywhere for several days. He was right.

Anyway, we couldn't drive because of the snow and ice, so we walked to the corner store, and he had an empty backpack. We bought a case of beer, put it in the backpack and he put it on his back. We were walking back on the slick sidewalk, DUH, and I watched his feet go out from under him and he landed squarely on his back, with the case of beer absorbing the impact. Quickly, I opened the backpack to check for damage. No leaks.... but half the cans suffered some crumpling.

One of the funniest sights I've ever seen. We were laughing about it for days.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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