monkycndo 0 #1 January 30, 2009 [venting begins] That smell is from the smoke coming off the remains of my check book. Let's see. All of the following are coming due in the next 6 days. Car needs its 100K service. It's a german car. Read $$$$ Rent Car insurance. Property taxes due. Road fees due for said property. Credit card payment. Didn't overspend "that much" over the holidays. But did buy my sister a set of tires, her tires were beyond bald. She is the sole bread winner (husband looking for work, in Michigan) and with 5 mouths to feed. Need to change health insurance and since the paper work has taken waaaay too long, have to get expensive temp insurance while the underwriters take their time looking at the paperwork. [/venting] I realize that I should be happy that I have a job that is secure and I can still afford to jump this weekend, but damn. The smoke cloud is still coming from the checkbook. At least I will be able to see some of the cool peeps at 'Snore and have a visit with some of my family down there. So even though I'm still grumbling, I know life will be looking pretty damn good in about 24 hours when I jump on that 737. Thanks for listening to my ramblings.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 January 30, 2009 d00d....I got 1000.00 + phone bill from ole T-Mobile this month! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 January 30, 2009 What kind of cheese would you like? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 January 30, 2009 If you wouldn't call futuredivot's sextalk line so much, you wouldn't have such a big bill. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 January 30, 2009 A nice sharp cheddar. Like I said. It was a rant. I know I am a very lucky guy in that I have my job and good friends to support me. Even when I am a little whiny bastard. A good dope slap never hurts. Just be gentle. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #6 January 30, 2009 Quote d00d....I got 1000.00 + phone bill from ole T-Mobile this month! How does that happen? I never understood how someone can let a cell phone bill get that way, especially when every carrier has unlimited plans now that are usually less then 150.00 a month. Sorry dont mean to come off as being a dick to you. I just dont get it. T-Mobile has a 99.00 unlimited everything plan for individuals and 149.99 for famlies.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 January 30, 2009 Quote d00d....I got 1000.00 + phone bill from ole T-Mobile this month! Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy porn, instead of talking to the babes at 1-900-me-so-horny?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 January 30, 2009 Quote Quote d00d....I got 1000.00 + phone bill from ole T-Mobile this month! How does that happen? I never understood how someone can let a cell phone bill get that way, especially when every carrier has unlimited plans now that are usually less then 150.00 a month. Sorry dont mean to come off as being a dick to you. I just dont get it. T-Mobile has a 99.00 unlimited everything plan for individuals and 149.99 for famlies. Not when ya tack on roaming charges from Antarctica! ...& yes, I'm serious. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #9 January 30, 2009 damn man. I would look into a Sat phone then just for those trips. OR even better. Send a fucking letter!!! Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 January 30, 2009 Quote damn man. I would look into a Sat phone then just for those trips. OR even better. Send a fucking letter!!! I'll definitely that that under advisement! The bill gets paid 'automatically'...so it took me a week to catch it, went on line to see WTF...and holy shit! Edited to add: Re-'Send a fucking letter' ~Sent a whole bunch of post cards, none have made it North yet...next time, smoke signals! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #11 January 30, 2009 I have 6 T-mobile phones and i have found out that if you call them and tell them you cant afford the bill and pay your other bills, they will most likelly lower the bill. Expecially if you have been with them for a long time like i have. Tell them you will go elsewhere if they cant help you out! I have only done it a couple of time when my workers decided to run up the phone bills.Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 January 30, 2009 Quote ... Rent ... Property taxes due. ... Why are you paying property taxes and rent? When I bought a house, I stopped paying rent, and started paying property taxes."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 January 30, 2009 Quote I have 6 T-mobile phones and i have found out that if you call them and tell them you cant afford the bill and pay your other bills, they will most likely lower the bill. Especially if you have been with them for a long time like i have. Tell them you will go elsewhere if they cant help you out! I have only done it a couple of time when my workers decided to run up the phone bills. We ran it up, we'll pay it...but I can GAR ROWN TEA we won't make that mistake again! We usually run about 3-400.00 a billing cycle, wife works in Europe a couple weeks a month...so we should have known, just got a bit carried away I guess. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #14 January 30, 2009 I normally dont say anything to them about it but i have had mounths with 2-3,000 dollar cell phone bills Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #15 January 30, 2009 Quote A nice sharp cheddar. Sorry, the nice sharp cheddars are reserved for our high dollar customers. We do keep a small stock of Kraft Singles in the back for those of your obviously limited resources though. I've been told it goes well with store brand white bread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #17 January 30, 2009 Quote If you wouldn't call futuredivot's sextalk line so much, you wouldn't have such a big bill. Those "trick" phone sex lines with international numbers sure can produce a large cellular phone bill. Found that out when I was 14. Opps :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #18 January 30, 2009 Quote I normally dont say anything to them about it but i have had mounths with 2-3,000 dollar cell phone bills Have we heard of VOIP?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #19 January 30, 2009 Quote [venting begins] That smell is from the smoke coming off the remains of my check book.Let's see. All of the following are coming due in the next 6 days. Car needs its 100K service. It's a german car. Read $$$$ Rent Car insurance. Property taxes due. Road fees due for said property. Credit card payment. Didn't overspend "that much" over the holidays. But did buy my sister a set of tires, her tires were beyond bald. She is the sole bread winner (husband looking for work, in Michigan) and with 5 mouths to feed. Need to change health insurance and since the paper work has taken waaaay too long, have to get expensive temp insurance while the underwriters take their time looking at the paperwork. [/venting] I realize that I should be happy that I have a job that is secure and I can still afford to jump this weekend, but damn. The smoke cloud is still coming from the checkbook. At least I will be able to see some of the cool peeps at 'Snore and have a visit with some of my family down there. So even though I'm still grumbling, I know life will be looking pretty damn good in about 24 hours when I jump on that 737. Thanks for listening to my ramblings. You're paying rent and property tax, so you must own a rental home? Don't you pay road fees and property tax out of what you make in rent payments from your tenant? If that's the case, you could at least mark those two items off of your bitch list :) :) :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #20 January 30, 2009 QuoteSorry, the nice sharp cheddars are reserved for our high dollar customers. We do keep a small stock of Kraft Singles in the back for those of your obviously limited resources though. I've been told it goes well with store brand white bread. Lisa, you didnt pay attention, he may not have it, but he SPENDS it. Just have him charge the good cheese.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #21 January 30, 2009 It's undeveloped land I bought years ago. No tenant. And Lisa, I'm surprised you offered kraft singles. That's the good stuff. I would have expected generic velveta after my bitching.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 January 30, 2009 Quote It's undeveloped land I bought years ago. No tenant. And Lisa, I'm surprised you offered kraft singles. That's the good stuff. I would have expected generic velveta after my bitching. I knew it...you don't know Jack......Cheese that is! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #23 January 30, 2009 Wow, and you haven't even mentioned all of those pay-per-view football games that you ordered.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #24 January 30, 2009 I was expecting' a fardt joke otr a referentce to the rockSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #25 January 30, 2009 Quote Wow, and you haven't even mentioned all of those pay-per-view football games that you ordered. You got me there. With all those local sports teams and/or colleges, the bill ran up quick. ra. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
