wildcard451 0 #26 February 2, 2009 QuoteClay had some funny posts, but he also used the forums to abuse anyone whom he thought had crossed him. His sig line was only a small part of the abusive and unacceptable posts towards me and another person one night. Sangiro gave Clay plenty of time to apologize, but he chose not to. That is the character of the man whom many of you would like to see back here. I just want funks back. And my god damned sigline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #27 February 2, 2009 Why? If they want to be "unbanned", isn't it up to them to ask? Of the 2 I know of, it isn't like they were "banned" without ample warning or for no reason- it takes an awful lot to be permanently banned from this site. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #28 February 2, 2009 I just wonder if Walt's poop thread is in a trash bin somewhere...I had a story in there that was pretty good! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #29 February 2, 2009 Yes you did. One of the funniest I ever read. And I'm sure it's in the recycle bin (the best reason there is to become a moderator ) Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #30 February 2, 2009 I'm bored. *Note: This is a post from airtwardo, not me!* Quote Had a room mate once who's girlfriend came to live with us for a while, and brought her cat. The litter box was strategically placed in the bathroom next to the sink... I'm pretty tolerant overall but brushing my teeth every morning looking at cat turds was really wearing on me. I use to take her hair comb and flick the cat bombs into the toilet every day. One night watching TV she just keeps bitching about how the cat must be sick...hasn't shit in a week! So after getting hammered up later that night, I came home and thought I would ease her mind... I laid an Olympic record log about 1/2 the length of the litter box for her to find in the morning. I damn near had a heart attack when she came home from the vet that afternoon with my masterpiece in a baggie! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 February 2, 2009 Quote I'm bored. *Note: This is a post from airtwardo, not me!* Quote Had a room mate once who's girlfriend came to live with us for a while, and brought her cat. The litter box was strategically placed in the bathroom next to the sink... I'm pretty tolerant overall but brushing my teeth every morning looking at cat turds was really wearing on me. I use to take her hair comb and flick the cat bombs into the toilet every day. One night watching TV she just keeps bitching about how the cat must be sick...hasn't shit in a week! So after getting hammered up later that night, I came home and thought I would ease her mind... I laid an Olympic record log about 1/2 the length of the litter box for her to find in the morning. I damn near had a heart attack when she came home from the vet that afternoon with my masterpiece in a baggie! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #32 February 2, 2009 I love you man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #33 February 2, 2009 Quote I'm bored. *Note: This is a post from airtwardo, not me!* Quote Had a room mate once who's girlfriend came to live with us for a while, and brought her cat. The litter box was strategically placed in the bathroom next to the sink... I'm pretty tolerant overall but brushing my teeth every morning looking at cat turds was really wearing on me. I use to take her hair comb and flick the cat bombs into the toilet every day. One night watching TV she just keeps bitching about how the cat must be sick...hasn't shit in a week! So after getting hammered up later that night, I came home and thought I would ease her mind... I laid an Olympic record log about 1/2 the length of the litter box for her to find in the morning. I damn near had a heart attack when she came home from the vet that afternoon with my masterpiece in a baggie! OK sorry, but I remember George Clooney telling a very similar story many many years ago on one of those late night talk shows! Of course in HIS story, he was a houseguest and thought he was doing his friend a favor by cleaning the litter box until she started freaking out because she thought her cat was constipated- the rest is pretty much the same. (George Clooney would NEVER admit to using someone's comb as a litter scoop!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #34 February 2, 2009 Quote I'm bored. *Note: This is a post from airtwardo, not me!* Oh, now that is a classic!BTW I believe this is the first time I've ever seen something recycled from the Recycle Bin."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #35 February 2, 2009 Quote OK sorry, but I remember George Clooney telling a very similar story many many years ago on one of those late night talk shows! He probably got it from 'twardo Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #36 February 3, 2009 Peaceful Jeffery? Crazy Thomas? Not sure if they were self banned or banned banned or what . . . ? NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #37 February 3, 2009 Quote Quote I'm bored. *Note: This is a post from airtwardo, not me!* Quote Had a room mate once who's girlfriend came to live with us for a while, and brought her cat. The litter box was strategically placed in the bathroom next to the sink... I'm pretty tolerant overall but brushing my teeth every morning looking at cat turds was really wearing on me. I use to take her hair comb and flick the cat bombs into the toilet every day. One night watching TV she just keeps bitching about how the cat must be sick...hasn't shit in a week! So after getting hammered up later that night, I came home and thought I would ease her mind... I laid an Olympic record log about 1/2 the length of the litter box for her to find in the morning. I damn near had a heart attack when she came home from the vet that afternoon with my masterpiece in a baggie! I think I just peed a little... and I'm pretty sure I shit.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #38 February 3, 2009 Crazy Thomas is self-banned. I think he went and got a life. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #39 February 3, 2009 I am still wondering whatever happened to Theo? I realize he wasn't actually ever banned from anywhere...but was that because he disappeared?? Regardless, he owes me a jump ticket! mheep! Jeannie P.S. Never, ever, get in the car with Liz!can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #40 February 3, 2009 That is so tragically hilarious!! I am laughing out loud all alone! I am also thanking God that I am all alone...with no cats or men! TeeHee!can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #41 February 3, 2009 Quote Quote I'm bored. *Note: This is a post from airtwardo, not me!* Oh, now that is a classic!BTW I believe this is the first time I've ever seen something recycled from the Recycle Bin. I had to ask for one of my posts back because I didn't want to lose what I'd typed. It's stored on my computer. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #42 February 3, 2009 but that's not the entirety of his character--I'd still like to see him backYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
