gonzalesna 1 #1 February 1, 2009 AndyCopland and I will be competing in the most challenging of all skydiving events... Drinking! Who do you think will emerge victorious?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 February 1, 2009 I grew up in lower class England, you aint got a fucking chance 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 February 1, 2009 Oh and just for intimidation factor. Its 12:17 and im on my 3rd already. Beer oclock is after breakfast 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #4 February 1, 2009 Quote Oh and just for intimidation factor. Its 12:17 and im on my 3rd already. Beer oclock is after breakfast amature... Beer IS breakfast.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 February 1, 2009 We'll see. we'll see. Then im gonna take a picture of you with piss all in your y-fronts and send it to all your Marine buddies as i lay my British flag over you to keep you nice and warm.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #6 February 1, 2009 Quote I grew up in lower class England, you aint got a fucking chance Well I knew that... yer definately not HIGH class.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 February 1, 2009 QuoteWe'll see. we'll see. Then im gonna take a picture of you with piss all in your y-fronts and send it to all your Marine buddies as i lay my British flag over you to keep you nice and warm. If I got piss on me, it'll be from me laughin' too hard at you pukin' yer guts out.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 February 1, 2009 Touche jarhead. But how will you explain the balls on your chin?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #9 February 1, 2009 Quote Touche jarhead. But how will you explain the balls on your chin? photoshopSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 February 1, 2009 Quote I grew up in lower class England, you aint got a fucking chance I've seen him drink...he ain't gotta SNOWBALLS chance in HELL of making it 30 minutes with you! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #11 February 1, 2009 Quote Quote I grew up in lower class England, you aint got a fucking chance I've seen him drink...he ain't gotta SNOWBALLS chance in HELL of making it 30 minutes with you! You saw me drink a few then leave for some "other activities." Priorities sir. But then again, how could anyone trust your memory? Your Alzheimer's kicked in back during the crusades.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 February 1, 2009 Dont let the dinosaur rider get your hopes up. Hes lying through what teeth he has left 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #13 February 1, 2009 Quote Dont let the dinosaur rider get your hopes up. Hes lying through what teeth he has left At 500 billion years old, do ya really think any of 'em are real?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #14 February 1, 2009 One of yer buddies sent me this... said you only had about 5 beers... (see attached.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 February 1, 2009 Quote Dont let the dinosaur rider get your hopes up. Hes lying through what teeth he has left Re-READ my post...Gonzo drinks like a grade school girl! 3-4 beers and we had to pour him into the backseat...Six hours later PorpoiseHead finally gave too...&....you n00bs got any IDEA the mileage I get on a dinosaur?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 February 1, 2009 Hahaha, see im just a defensive bastard. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #17 February 1, 2009 Quote Hahaha, see im just a defensive pikey bastard. fixed it for ya.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 February 1, 2009 Quote One of yer buddies sent me this... said you only had about 5 beers... (see attached.) ...Gonzo "Lance-Romance" and his ultimate plan! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #19 February 1, 2009 Quote Quote One of yer buddies sent me this... said you only had about 5 beers... (see attached.) ...Gonzo "Lance-Romance" and his ultimate plan! I bet LisaH has a picture of me just like that one from Chicks Rock.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #20 February 1, 2009 Dude, Andy took me out on the town in his stomping ground and all I remember is a blur of having to run round the pool table with my trousers round my ankles for getting 8 balled, throwing up after drinking this ridiculously strong german beer, getting conned by some high kicking ninja doorman, falling asleep on the stairs in a nightclub, having it large with some over emotional USAF boys stationed here, nearly getting arrested for being too rowdy and swearing and throwing up when I got out the taxi and the 'fresh air sniper' caught me. Then having had only 4 hours sleep and going to the DZ and on the way Andy getting me a speeding fine and penalty points cos the fucker didnt know where we were going despite living there and took me through a restricted roadworks section! Then when we got to the DZ I had a bottle of water and was still wobbling... Andy, straight on the beer! ... what a weekend. I'm glad you've left England mate! Gonza: You have no chance but It'll be fun trying! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #21 February 1, 2009 Twas a good night out though And for the record Gonzo, Scoop was 6'2 and 220lbs and i still had to drag his sloppy drunk arse home before he wandered off lost 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 February 1, 2009 u mean, he's actually NOT a midget!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #23 February 1, 2009 I'm the midget at 5'6 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #24 February 2, 2009 Quote Twas a good night out though And for the record Gonzo, Scoop was 6'2 and 220lbs and i still had to drag his sloppy drunk arse home before he wandered off lost Don't matter how big they are... I knew a midget in high school that could out drink most of the football team.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #25 February 2, 2009 Quote I'm the midget at 5'6 Beat me to it...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
