d_squared431 0 #1 February 3, 2009 there is a 70+ yr old male patient that came in just a few minutes ago to talk with the doctor(the doc isn't in the office today). The patient goes on to say he is ready to die. I looked at him with a serious and concerned look and then he says: "My wife tells me im to sick so she wont have sex with me anymore and the doctor tells me I can't drink or smoke cigars anymore. Now what is left? Tell the doctor to tell my wife it is okay to have sex that I am not to sick, she can even write my wife a note. It has been two weeks and I don't now how many more days I can go with no wine or sex." I couldn't keep a straight face as he was telling me this...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 February 3, 2009 So much for patient confidentiality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 February 3, 2009 Quote So much for patient confidentiality. there were no names or anything....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 February 3, 2009 HIPAA's overrated anyway. And I think this would be like an anon. case study in a med. journal Kinda A little sorta maybeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 February 3, 2009 Quote So much for patient confidentiality. Oh, quit griping; She didn't use your name."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 February 3, 2009 Quote Quote So much for patient confidentiality. Oh, quit griping; She didn't use your name. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #7 February 3, 2009 She probably doesn't want sex because she is too dry. Tell him about Astroglide. But warn him to use only a little bit. It causes hip fractures in the elderly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #8 February 3, 2009 Quote She probably doesn't want sex because she is too dry. Tell him about Astroglide. But warn him to use only a little bit. It causes hip fractures in the elderly. great thread!!! Old people say the funniest stuff (this is the point where airtwardo should add to this thread) I have also gotten asked if we could do a note for a husband to his wife, to prescribe sexual fun time clearence. And a note for another guy to have to sit around all weekend and do nothing but watch football games lol. (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 February 4, 2009 Quote She probably doesn't want sex because she is too dry. Tell him about Astroglide. But warn him to use only a little bit. It causes hip fractures in the elderly. That'd be interesting to try and explain... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 February 4, 2009 Quote Quote She probably doesn't want sex because she is too dry. Tell him about Astroglide. But warn him to use only a little bit. It causes hip fractures in the elderly. That'd be interesting to try and explain... Pretty easy to explain actually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 February 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote She probably doesn't want sex because she is too dry. Tell him about Astroglide. But warn him to use only a little bit. It causes hip fractures in the elderly. That'd be interesting to try and explain... Pretty easy to explain actually. So how'd you hurt yourself again? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 February 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote She probably doesn't want sex because she is too dry. Tell him about Astroglide. But warn him to use only a little bit. It causes hip fractures in the elderly. That'd be interesting to try and explain... Pretty easy to explain actually. So how'd you hurt yourself again? Ever get your hand hung up in a woman's hair when she bucks? yeeahhh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
