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AggieDave

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It reminds mw of that old recording.
"I need a bam-bew-lance...

"I'm drivin down the mofuckin road mindin my own god damned bidness and a mofuckin deer jump out in the road and hit my car.

"So I pull over and put the deer in my backseat cuz I think he dead. So I'm drivivng down the road minding my own bidness and the deer woke up and bit me in the neck and he done kicked the shit outta my car.

"So I pull over and a big mofuckin dog come up and bit me in the goddamned leg because he wanted the deer. So I hit the dog with my tire iron amd stabbed him with my knife and I'm here in a motherfuckin phone booth with hurt neck and a fucked up leg and a dog tryin to bite me because he wants the deer.

"Now who gets the deer? Me or the dog?"

"Excuse me sir, are you injured?"

"YEAH. Mofuckin deer bit me in tje neck! Hold on. Mofuckin dog is bitin me. Goddammit he's bitin my ass..l


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Damn! I just looked it up in Google Streetview, and they have apparently removed the evidence.[:/]
The Streetview just suddenly stops w/o finishing the road.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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