Tuna-Salad 0 #26 February 6, 2009 Almost as bad as that time I shaved my ass hair and left it all in the sink in high school....Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #27 February 6, 2009 Quote That totally beats the old guy with the old balls with a leg up on the counter blow drying his nutz off. I mean, what, a towel doesn't get those puppies dry enough for you old man? I'm sorry--I know that's really not funny, yet I couldn't help but laugh hysterically... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #28 February 6, 2009 Quote Almost as bad as that time I shaved my ass hair and left it all in the sink in high school.... DUUUUUUUUDE!!... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #29 February 6, 2009 Quote What flavor of muffin are we talking about here? Fish flavor??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 February 6, 2009 where exactly is that gym you speak of!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #31 February 6, 2009 The men's locker room at the gym will always be worse than the women's. I get really tired of the gay guys that parade naked around the locker room and wiggle their hairy butts in my face while I'm trying to change. The gym ain't the place to be lookin' for love - gay or straight.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #32 February 6, 2009 Easy - Then go change in the women's locker room."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #33 February 6, 2009 I walked into the locker room and was met with the most horrible site. This old man was standing naked next to the sinks with his left foot up on the sink counter. He was slapping his balls and junk and had a blow-dryer in his right hand drying off his old balls."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #34 February 6, 2009 Shoulda asked for his smegma fondue recipie! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #35 February 6, 2009 Quote Shoulda asked for his smegma fondue recipie! Ewww that's disgusting! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #36 February 6, 2009 Was this her ? NSFW !!!!smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #37 February 6, 2009 Quote The men's locker room at the gym will always be worse than the women's. In the early '90's, I lived in St Joseph, MI for ~18 months. Upon moving there, I was disappointed I couldn't find a gym. The only thing in town was a YWCA. Then someone told me it would accept men. Huh?So I went there and joined it. Very nice male:female ratio. Too bad they had a separate locker room for the guys."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
