airtwardo 7 #1 February 6, 2009 ...and hide the inflatable sheep. Divot's on the way! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 February 6, 2009 Quote ...and hide the inflatable sheep. Divot's on the way! What did he do? Why are they making him go to Cleveland?I went there for a job interview one time at the Clinic. I can't say I was disappointed in not getting it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote ...and hide the inflatable sheep. Divot's on the way! What did he do? Why are they making him go to Cleveland?I went there for a job interview one time at the Clinic. I can't say I was disappointed in not getting it. I guess he's headed to Cleveland because Cincinnati didn't have enough 'culture'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #4 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ...and hide the inflatable sheep. Divot's on the way! What did he do? Why are they making him go to Cleveland?I went there for a job interview one time at the Clinic. I can't say I was disappointed in not getting it. I guess he's headed to Cleveland because Cincinnati didn't have enough 'culture'! And Cleavland does?... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote ...and hide the inflatable sheep. Divot's on the way! What did he do? Why are they making him go to Cleveland?I went there for a job interview one time at the Clinic. I can't say I was disappointed in not getting it. I guess he's headed to Cleveland because Cincinnati didn't have enough 'culture'! And Cleavland does?... Does what? Hittin' the bottle a bit early 'eh Ralffie Boy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #6 February 6, 2009 Ugh. I spent my childhood years growing up in Erie PA, a stone's throw from Cleveland. It's not a very pretty town. How bad does it have to be for a town to name their football team the BROWNS? Twice! Elvisio "did they mean the lake water or the mud left over from the eight month winters?" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 February 6, 2009 It aint the inflatable ones that need to worry.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 February 6, 2009 From an episode of the old "Barney Miller" show: Wojo has arrested a guy for bigamy and put him in the cage. He has a wife in NYC, and another in Cleveland. He is being extradited to Cleveland. His NY wife comes in and is pleading with him: Wife: "Oh, honey, please stay! Don't go back to Cleveland!" Man: "But honey, they are taking me back under duress!" [from the other side of the room] Det. Yemana: "Only way I'd go.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 February 6, 2009 I guess it's safe to say Divot won't be humming or singing "Cleveland Rocks!" theme song from the Drew Carey Show! Pic he sent me from his cell... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 February 6, 2009 So ~ he peed on a snowbank in broad daylight, mis-spelling his name....you expected somethin' ELSE ?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 February 6, 2009 I really got nothing against Cleveland. I've got some good friends here-Friends that I've even introduced to my wife.......but this ain't the time of year that I would prefer to visit.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 February 6, 2009 Quote I really got nothing against Cleveland. I've got some good friends here-Friends that I've even introduced to my wife.......but this ain't the time of year that I would prefer to visit. What...you runnin' for fuckin' MAYOR there? Sure is a smoothed over version of what you said to ME about that great and proud state. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote I really got nothing against Cleveland. I've got some good friends here-Friends that I've even introduced to my wife.......but this ain't the time of year that I would prefer to visit. What...you runnin' for fuckin' MAYOR there? Sure is a smoothed over version of what you said to ME about that great and proud state. He is kinda built like the state is shaped... Might have something to do with it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I really got nothing against Cleveland. I've got some good friends here-Friends that I've even introduced to my wife.......but this ain't the time of year that I would prefer to visit. What...you runnin' for fuckin' MAYOR there? Sure is a smoothed over version of what you said to ME about that great and proud state. He is kinda built like the state is shaped... Might have something to do with it. That's what he told me....that and something about where he thought Cleveland would be located on his anatomy. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 February 6, 2009 Quote I guess it's safe to say Divot won't be humming or singing "Cleveland Rocks!" theme song from the Drew Carey Show! So you admit you've had humming from divot.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 February 7, 2009 If he did, he'd never go back to womenYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #17 February 7, 2009 Cleveland isn't all bad. they have the Rock N Roill Hall of Fame, the pro Football H.o.F. id just down the road in Canton, their basketball team is kickin' butt this year and the greatest roller coaster park in the world is just an hour west! I'll add that when it comes to getting to an address in Cleveland, they have what i would say is the best road system in the country. You can be just about anywhere in the greater Cleveland are withing 10-15 minutes after leaving the interstate. Getting from one side of town to the other is a breeze. But it's not a place I would want to live. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
