shropshire 0 #1 February 5, 2009 Important Zen teachings............ 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much whilst your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse ... then things just get worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 February 5, 2009 How are we supposed to know if it is a repost until we read it?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 February 5, 2009 It's Zen ...... Don't y'know nufink? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 February 6, 2009 QuoteHow are we supposed to know if it is a repost until we read it? Whoah. Dude. That's heavy.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 February 6, 2009 He ain't heavy, he's your brother.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #6 February 6, 2009 Quote Important Zen teachings............ 2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. I didn't even bother reading the rest of the thread. That there is the THRUTH A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 February 6, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #8 February 7, 2009 21> Just listen to the music and watch the beauty of the world unfold. 22> You may not yet have accomplished all that you wanted or what others have expected of you. Know that is okay. Know that you are where you are supposed to be. Don’t look back on what you should have already done, look forward from where you are today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #9 February 7, 2009 23> Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
