BillyVance 35 #1 February 8, 2009 I walked into the living room where my wife is relaxing on the glider chair with a book and my little girl's knocking back this little shot glass that was on the table next to my wife like it was the "last call". In an alarmed voice I said "Sami, what are you doing???" but what actually went through my mind was "Sami, what the fucking hell are you doing???" As soon as I spoke, she turned around and put the shot glass back where she got it from and I just stood there in disbelief. My wife was oblivious to the whole thing. When I told her what our naughty girl had just done, the look on her face was not quite of disbelief, but I dunno... like maybe she'd seen a ghost! I could not believe what I had just witnessed either. Our girl just didn't seem to realize what she'd done and I asked her if she wanted her milk, and handed the bottle to her. She took it as if nothing had happened and drank happily. So, what was in that shot glass? Wait for it..... It was half full of my wife's spit!!!!! I started giggling 10 minutes after it happened at 8 pm, and have had giggling or laughing fits ever since, and it's fucking 12:15 am and I can't sleep. Is something fucking wrong with me???? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #2 February 8, 2009 Quote ... Is something fucking wrong with me???? Probably. It's funny but its not 4 hours worth of laughing fits funny. Sorry. Although I guess things kids do are funnier to their parents than to others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kikkoman 0 #3 February 8, 2009 Why was there a shot glass half full of spit? I don't know if I'm reading that right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 February 8, 2009 Quote Is something fucking wrong with me???? So it's taken you this long to finally come to the realization that the rest of this site has known for years. Now move on to the second of the 12 steps.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 February 8, 2009 That is just wrong to be spitting into a shot glass or any glass in that matter. Then, how can you laugh that your daughter drank it? That's just wrong Billy, just wrong...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #6 February 8, 2009 I think your daughter has been hanging around Skydivers too long. And thank God your wife doesn't chew tobacco. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 February 8, 2009 No kidding. My wife just can't stand swallowing her own spit, hence the glass nearby. She was mad at herself for not noticing what happened inches away. I am still shocked but got over the giggling. Had to take an Ambien just to go to sleep. We don't put any hazardous materials within our girl's reach, much less alcohol, and my drinks are kept on the high table in the living room when I'm in there. You just never know what a 2 - 3 year old is going to do. She has taken cups of water belonging to my wife or me and drank them, and once a cup of coca cola. The spit just blew my mind though. We have a hard time getting her to eat her dinner and she goes off and drinks that like its nothing. Right now I'm wondering if I will ever tell her what she did when she's a teenager. Probably not, might cost me thousands in therapy. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #8 February 8, 2009 Quotemight cost me thousands in therapy. You just cost the readers of this thread the same. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #9 February 8, 2009 Could we sue him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #10 February 8, 2009 Quote My wife just can't stand swallowing neither can mine, billy, neither can mine. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #11 February 8, 2009 Quote Quote My wife just can't stand swallowing neither can mine, billy, neither can mine. so... is it bad if I thought that too when he mentioned his wife's spit in a glass? First thing through my mind - IF SHE'D JUST SWALLOW!? THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! Then I felt horridly guilty thinking that poor girl.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 February 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote My wife just can't stand swallowing neither can mine, billy, neither can mine. so... is it bad if I thought that too when he mentioned his wife's spit in a glass? First thing through my mind - IF SHE'D JUST SWALLOW!? THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! Then I felt horridly guilty thinking that poor girl.... I don't think it's that bad, after all, they shared the same bodily fluids for 9 months. If it was anybody else, I'd be concerned and grossed out. Hell, my wife is grossed out herself! Edited to add: being 5 months pregnant herself, she's not going to get up and go to the bathroom every few minutes, and they both have had a cold lately."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #13 February 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote My wife just can't stand swallowing neither can mine, billy, neither can mine. so... is it bad if I thought that too when he mentioned his wife's spit in a glass? First thing through my mind - IF SHE'D JUST SWALLOW!? THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! Then I felt horridly guilty thinking that poor girl.... I don't think it's that bad, after all, they shared the same bodily fluids for 9 months. If it was anybody else, I'd be concerned and grossed out. Hell, my wife is grossed out herself! Edited to add: being 5 months pregnant herself, she's not going to get up and go to the bathroom every few minutes, and they both have had a cold lately. Billy.... I don't think YOU'RE getting the .... ummmm.... spit or swallow...... the question isn't about the lil one sharing HER body fluids...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 February 8, 2009 Gee and here I thought it was a thread about that place where so many guys go to when they can't for the life of them get laid.... because no woman in her right mind will put up with his crap... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #15 February 13, 2009 Quote No kidding. My wife just can't stand swallowing her own spit, hence the glass nearby. Dude, seriously. I think that's listed in the DSM somewhere. Not to mention slightly creepy to always have cups of spit laying around It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
