Bolas 5 #76 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I want in on this. I'll fight you for her. Really? broken leg and all? Nope, not really. Sorry. I don't have that kind of drive and follow through. On second thought after re-reading that thread in the I&G and seeing that you like sex and shots I changed my mind. I'll fight Bolas to the death. I'll even put a leg in a cast and get hopped up on painkillers to make it a fair fight. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #77 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I want in on this. I'll fight you for her. Really? broken leg and all? Nope, not really. Sorry. I don't have that kind of drive and follow through. On second thought after re-reading that thread in the I&G and seeing that you like sex and shots I changed my mind. I'll fight Bolas to the death. I'll even put a leg in a cast and get hopped up on painkillers to make it a fair fight. Dunno about a fair fight, sounds like a normal Friday night to me. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #78 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I want in on this. I'll fight you for her. Really? broken leg and all? Nope, not really. Sorry. I don't have that kind of drive and follow through. On second thought after re-reading that thread in the I&G and seeing that you like sex and shots I changed my mind. I'll fight Bolas to the death. I'll even put a leg in a cast and get hopped up on painkillers to make it a fair fight. I'll make you a deal, I'll back off if you give me the painkillers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #79 February 9, 2009 Quote I'll make you a deal, I'll back off if you give me the painkillers. Choosing painkillers over a chick. You are man that knows priorities!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #80 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote I'll make you a deal, I'll back off if you give me the painkillers. Choosing painkillers over a chick. You are man that knows priorities!! Pain makes you say crazy things. I'll settle for donkey konging some drunk ass college girl instead. Thats one of the joys of being young. I can still tag college girls and seniors in high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #81 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote I'll make you a deal, I'll back off if you give me the painkillers. Choosing painkillers over a chick. You are man that knows priorities!! Or just geography... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #82 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I'll make you a deal, I'll back off if you give me the painkillers. Choosing painkillers over a chick. You are man that knows priorities!! Or just geography... That was a large part of it, yes. Can I still have the painkillers though? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #83 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll make you a deal, I'll back off if you give me the painkillers. Choosing painkillers over a chick. You are man that knows priorities!! Or just geography... That was a large part of it, yes. Can I still have the painkillers though? Trade ya some for a college chick. Just tell em I'm the TA for the prof of the class they are failing. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #84 February 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll make you a deal, I'll back off if you give me the painkillers. Choosing painkillers over a chick. You are man that knows priorities!! Or just geography... That was a large part of it, yes. Can I still have the painkillers though? Trade ya some for a college chick. Just tell em I'm the TA for the prof of the class they are failing. Which college? ASU, ISU, NIU or WIU? Oh, once each semester a shit ton of UW-Madison kids come out to SDC to do some skydives. It's prime opportunity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #85 February 10, 2009 What's up ??? I figured J and Turtle would be all over this thread by now. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #86 February 10, 2009 yeah-what you said, AND: >The last fantastic idea my friends and I had while drinking resulted in brazilian waxes! How did that slip past? we're going to need to see the results of that for verification purposes. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #87 February 10, 2009 What, you think Christmas is coming early this year or something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #88 February 10, 2009 Quote What, you think Christmas is coming early this year or something? I'm sure he'd wait until then... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #89 February 10, 2009 By the time he gets done waiting he'll look like airtwardo's avatar pic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #90 February 10, 2009 Quote Quote Apparently you take nude pics of yourself with a camera phone and send them to people you have an interest in. Where do you find morons like these who send out free naked pics of themselves? Apparently these people didn't get the memo that if you're interested in someone, HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH THEM! If they're interested in you they'll take their own pic of you with their own camera phone! Sheesh people! *raises hand* *looks around* *slowly brings hand back down* Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #91 February 10, 2009 Quote Quote Hi, Will you please PM your cell number to me? Hey back off!!!On second thought, we can share... I bet she already got YOUR number though.. Anyway, I'm a "neither"... Short version of the story is that I had slipped in a rut and when my life was suddenly turned upside down I felt inexplicably refreshed and full of energy... eventually, that is - after I tackled my problems. Apparently I needed a challenge. Hm. Let's see if I can think of something..."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #92 February 10, 2009 I dunno, Skittles. You might get "decked". Oh wait...you've already done that to yourself. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #93 February 10, 2009 >What, you think Christmas is coming early this year or something? OK either you're really Funks or you didn't read the bonfire rules which clearly state in paragraph 23 section C: "Any drunken group of women who give each other brazilian waxes must post footage of said fuckery for all bonfire personnel to carefully inspect and jeer at."Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #94 February 10, 2009 I always wanted to try it, so I established it as my reward if I met a specific goal. I met that goal, then set it as my reward when I met the next goal, and the next, and the next...a couple years later I finally failed to meet one of those goals, so I actually signed up for FJC (without telling anyone, so nobody would be the wiser if I chickened out). It scared the hell out of me, so I tried it again. 2100 jumps later, it still scares me, and I figure I'll keep going till it doesn't. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #95 February 10, 2009 She's not Funks. He doesn't pull the same gag twice. That's why he's so entertaining. Excellent use of the word fuckery though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #96 February 10, 2009 >She's not Funks damn,Carry on with the fuckery then sir....it's just as entertaining Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #97 February 10, 2009 Quote OK either you're really Funks or you didn't read the bonfire rules which clearly state in paragraph 23 section C: "Any drunken group of women who give each other brazilian waxes must post footage of said fuckery for all bonfire personnel to carefully inspect and jeer at." Sorry Misternatural, but there are several issues here: A) We werent drunk when we did the brazilians, only when we came up with the idea! (1/4" of hair growth is required, so we all had to play "grow it out" for a couple of weeks) B) I was not aware of the bonfire rules when this took place, especially paragraph 23 section C. Had I known about said rules, there wouldn't be a problem C! C) No footage of said fuckery exists! D) You called me FUNKS, so next time, when I do have footage (now that I know the rules!) you shall not be privy to any of it! (Thats Article 27, Sections F and U! Look it up!) *~Tammy~* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #98 February 10, 2009 A brazillion ?? Wow!! That's a lot. Ever thought about a career in the porn industry. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #99 February 10, 2009 Quote Quote Apparently you take nude pics of yourself with a camera phone and send them to people you have an interest in. Where do you find morons like these who send out free naked pics of themselves? Apparently these people didn't get the memo that if you're interested in someone, HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH THEM! If they're interested in you they'll take their own pic of you with their own camera phone! Sheesh people! Ummm.... Maybe here Name that Rack Or here Part 2 Or here Naked guys Remember, skydiving isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #100 February 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Apparently you take nude pics of yourself with a camera phone and send them to people you have an interest in. Where do you find morons like these who send out free naked pics of themselves? Apparently these people didn't get the memo that if you're interested in someone, HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH THEM! If they're interested in you they'll take their own pic of you with their own camera phone! Sheesh people! Ummm.... Maybe here Name that Rack Or here Part 2 Or here Naked guys Remember, skydiving isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
