Texas "Survivor" Show

[chuckakers 426]

Did I mention I love living here?


Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,

"Survivor," Texas-Style.

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Chuck Akers
D-10855
Houston, TX

[AggieDave 6]

They'll be fine in the People's Republic of Austin!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[futuredivot 0]

"I wish I was in Austin
In a chili parlor bar,
Drinking Mad Dog Margaritas.
And not caring where you are"

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[Amazon 7]

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Did I mention I love living here?


Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,

"Survivor," Texas-Style.

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Guns and politics..add the Popein there somewhereand you get theTrifecta

Heading SC

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