BillyVance 35 #1 February 18, 2009 A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache!" "Perfect", her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 February 18, 2009 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XitXitXit 0 #3 February 18, 2009 I think the punchline is supposed to be. "No problem baby. I have a thousand CC's of peniscillan. How would you like it? Vaginally, orally, or now in fast acting suppository form... There are no pessimist in skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #4 February 19, 2009 A husband climbs into bed and is feeling a little horney. He slowly starts to caress his wife in hopes of getting a little bit of loving, but she moves away and says "Not tonight dear. I have an apointment with the Gyno tomorrow and I want to be fresh." The husband rolls over in disapiontment but after a couple of minutes he has an idea and rolls back over. "Darling?" he says. "Yes Dear?" she replies "You're not seeing the Dentist tomorrow are you????"Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 February 19, 2009 Quote "You're not seeing the Dentist tomorrow are you????" Or the Proctologist? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #6 February 19, 2009 You're a naughty naughty boy!! Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
