airtwardo 7 #1 February 17, 2009 ...but my honey was laughing so hard at the look on my face when I asked this morning, it took 20 minutes to get an answer! The question was: Why is there a brand new, still in the box, Eddie Bauer BABY STROLLER in the kitchen?!?!?!?! Turns out, my wife is gonna be a grandma! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 February 17, 2009 LOL You was scared shitless for a while, right????? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 February 17, 2009 Quote LOL You was scared shitless for a while, right????? I went fuckin' PALE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #4 February 17, 2009 Quote Quote LOL You was scared shitless for a while, right????? I went fuckin' PALE! I completely understand.... I would have shit myself right on spot if I were in your shoes.... Now treat yourself a to celebrate!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 February 17, 2009 That means you're going to be a grandpa. Congrats!!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 February 17, 2009 Quote That means you're going to be a grandpa. Congrats!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #7 February 17, 2009 Hey, being a grampa is fun. THat's when you start getting even with your kids for everything they put you through. Congrats. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 February 17, 2009 Congrats...GRAMPS! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 February 17, 2009 Quote Hey, being a grampa is fun. THat's when you start getting even with your kids for everything they put you through. Congrats. Ain't THAT the truth!!! Congrats, Grampa!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 February 17, 2009 Quote Hey, being a grampa is fun. THat's when you start getting even with your kids for everything they put you through. Congrats. Aint that the truth. My parents have been laughing their asses off at me the last couple of years. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #11 February 17, 2009 >>Eddie Bauer BABY STROLLER nice! Is that the camo four wheel drive rig with the cup holders, winch, brush guards, and CB radio?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #12 February 17, 2009 YAY!!!!!Congrats! That is so exciting! You can act as hardcore as you want to, but we all know you're a big ole softie underneath! "You're gonna be a grandpa! You're gonna be a Grandpa!" Is there any photographic evidence of the look on your face, by chance? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 February 17, 2009 Oh, I see, You thought your wife was buying presents for Divot and Ralfers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,558 #14 February 17, 2009 Quote THat's when you start getting even with your kids for everything they put you through. Ummm -- no, I don't think Twardo could go that far But maybe the move to California won't be as high a priority now??? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 February 17, 2009 YAY Congrats Twardo! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #16 February 17, 2009 Anarchy!!!! Anarchy!!!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,451 #17 February 17, 2009 Hi twardo, I worked with a guy once who said the only thing he didn't like about being a Grandpa was he had to sleep with a Grandma. JerryBaumchen A Grandpa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #18 February 17, 2009 Quote ...but my honey was laughing so hard at the look on my face when I asked this morning, it took 20 minutes to get an answer! The question was: Why is there a brand new, still in the box, Eddie Bauer BABY STROLLER in the kitchen?!?!?!?! Congrat's!Turns out, my wife is gonna be a grandma! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 February 17, 2009 Dude-that rocks. Congrats. Are you guys going to be close enough to spoil the tyke?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 February 17, 2009 QuoteDude-that rocks. Congrats. Are you guys going to be close enough to corrupt the tyke? Fixed it for you."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #21 February 17, 2009 What great news!! I'm happy for you!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 February 17, 2009 Ummmmmm....I don't know what to say. Congrats or condolences. How are you at babysitting....6 nights a week...for the next 18 years? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #23 February 17, 2009 Quote Congrats...GRAMPS! My thoughts exactly. If people ripped on him for being old before... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 February 17, 2009 I just assumed you were already like a great great great great grandpa. Congrats. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 February 18, 2009 Don't tell me you actually thought the pipes still worked after 2 trillion years!So how many million greats are supossed to come before the word "grandfater"? Obviously the name has no bearing on the personality...Congrats, ya ol' fart! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
