BillyVance 35 #26 February 20, 2009 Quote Quote Billy, be careful! g Too late for that....... No shit! Tavino is right though. Vegetables like sweet potatoes and spaghetti squash are a pain in the ass to cut. I need one of those giant meat cleavers. BAM! A guillotine would work great too, but not with a kid and another on the way in the house. A super-sharp samurai sword would be more fun though, but dangerous. When the knife gave way on the potato, I had the palm of my left hand on top of the knife trying to push it down and somehow I let the thumb on that hand get underneath the edge of the knife closest to the handle."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #27 February 20, 2009 Your wife should dress you in bubble wrap, a helmet, and those gloves that you can't cut thru before she leaves the house every day. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #28 February 20, 2009 Quote Bitch! I just gashed my thumb while trying to cut some sweet potatoes and made the mistake of leaving it under the knife. Cut maybe 1/3 of the way through the flesh including the nail. Good news, no arteries hit, no stitches needed, no good pictures possible. Ya know what they Say Billy~ 99% of household accidents happen in the home! You ahhh.....don't keep any guns around I hope! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 February 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Billy, be careful! g Too late for that....... No shit! Tavino is right though. Vegetables like sweet potatoes and spaghetti squash are a pain in the ass to cut. I need one of those giant meat cleavers. BAM! A guillotine would work great too, but not with a kid and another on the way in the house. A super-sharp samurai sword would be more fun though, but dangerous. When the knife gave way on the potato, I had the palm of my left hand on top of the knife trying to push it down and somehow I let the thumb on that hand get underneath the edge of the knife closest to the handle. Well - it's just a little added protein . . . quitcherwhinin' . . . and Billy-proof your kitchen . . . -----> Clicky I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites