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Billy, be careful! :S

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Too late for that.......:D


No shit! :D

Tavino is right though. Vegetables like sweet potatoes and spaghetti squash are a pain in the ass to cut. I need one of those giant meat cleavers. BAM! A guillotine would work great too, but not with a kid and another on the way in the house. A super-sharp samurai sword would be more fun though, but dangerous. :S

When the knife gave way on the potato, I had the palm of my left hand on top of the knife trying to push it down and somehow I let the thumb on that hand get underneath the edge of the knife closest to the handle.
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Your wife should dress you in bubble wrap, a helmet, and those gloves that you can't cut thru before she leaves the house every day. :P

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Bitch! I just gashed my thumb while trying to cut some sweet potatoes and made the mistake of leaving it under the knife. Cut maybe 1/3 of the way through the flesh including the nail.

Good news, no arteries hit, no stitches needed, no good pictures possible. :P




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Billy, be careful! :S

g



Too late for that.......:D


No shit! :D

Tavino is right though. Vegetables like sweet potatoes and spaghetti squash are a pain in the ass to cut. I need one of those giant meat cleavers. BAM! A guillotine would work great too, but not with a kid and another on the way in the house. A super-sharp samurai sword would be more fun though, but dangerous. :S

When the knife gave way on the potato, I had the palm of my left hand on top of the knife trying to push it down and somehow I let the thumb on that hand get underneath the edge of the knife closest to the handle.


Well - it's just a little added protein . . . quitcherwhinin' . . . and Billy-proof your kitchen . . .

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