Slowfaller 0 #1 February 20, 2009 So Oprah is driving around downtown Chicago, lost, and asks a fellow motorist for directions at a red light. "Sir? Can you tell me how to get to 290?" "Sure", the man replies. "Lose 100lbs bitch!" --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 February 20, 2009 “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 February 20, 2009 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #4 February 20, 2009 Oh that is great!!! I haven't heard a good Oprah joke in awhile. Can't stand that bitch :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #5 February 20, 2009 Did you hear about the problem Oprah had coming through Customs last week? They looked under her skirt and found 50 pounds of crack!There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
