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[Nataly 38]

Dude - this was at the top as Hot Joke Of the Day:

"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, 'Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side.'

It made me cross."

That's not sick or even remotely funny!!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[skyjumpsteve 0]

Yeah...but I liked this one:

I phoned a child abuse line the other day.

The kid at the other end of the line told me to fuck off.

[ravenhk 0]

I didn't see any that was really funny.

pain is weakness leaving the body

[Nataly 38]

Ahh.. Another misleading stat:

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

Edit to say: mildly amusing, but hardly hilarious.

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[wildcard451 0]

That is why you should not give idiots access to HTML.

[MikeMcLean 0]

My two favorites from a 5 minute perusal:

Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!!

British weather: it's just like a Muslim; either Sunni or Shi'ite.

It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention