BillyVance 35 #1 February 24, 2009 One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned To the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. "Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 February 24, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 February 24, 2009 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoom1 0 #4 February 24, 2009 one day two tigers were walking in the jungle.all of a sudden the second tiger reached up and licked the asshole of the first tiger, the first tiger turned around and asked "what the fuck did you do that for? the second tiger replied " i just ate a lawer and wanted to get the taste out of my mouth". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 February 25, 2009 Billy originally offered. But he he found out that the "grass" was actually [I]lolium perenne he didn't want it. "I can't smoke that" Billy slurred. It is not a pretty sound when a deaf/mute tries speaking and has an Alabama accent. I had an easier time understanding Leon Spinks. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 February 25, 2009 Does he sign with a Southern accent too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #7 February 25, 2009 Cracker sign language? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 February 25, 2009 Well, he does have a middle digit.... With which he likes to diddle midgets.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
