RYANAIR will do ANYTHING for publicity

[shropshire 0]

Now they are saying that they want to charge people to use the bog on their planes

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[piisfish 140]

bog ?

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[mrwrong 0]

Toilet...

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

[shropshire 0]

I'm going to open a kiosk at Stanstead and Luton to sell rubber pants

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[ryoder 1,590]

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I'm going to open a kiosk at Stanstead and Luton to sell rubber pants

We don't even want to know why you have a stock of rubber pants.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[JohnMitchell 16]

Here's what will be typical on those flights. Maybe a roll of quarters could be very profitable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYspsgIjb4U

[shropshire 0]

So there's nothing new?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[MikeJD 0]

Wow.

Next step, unpressurised cabins.

'In the event of a 1 euro coin being inserted, an oxygen mask will drop from the ceiling.'

[shropshire 0]

You just had to go and help them write their next Business Plan, didn't ya?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[JohnMitchell 16]

From my several experiences with hypoxia, I might just keep my euros in my pocket and enjoy the buzz.

Giddy, euphoric, lacking good judgment, overconfident, and having a false sense of well being? Sounds like a typical skydiver. DOOR!