jumpingjunkie81 0 #101 February 18, 2009 EEEWWWWWWWW!!!! No thank you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #102 February 18, 2009 Quote EEEWWWWWWWW!!!! No thank you! Hey, you asked so I gave you the definition. I had nothing to do with the suggestion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #103 February 18, 2009 still zero.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #104 February 18, 2009 QuoteQuote2 of those holes are only big enough for qtips and skittles penis. Quote3 easy + 2 for skittles What's your deal dude? Why are you being a dick? I was just using her measurements... not trying to be a dick."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #105 February 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote still at zero unless you count hand humps... We all know thats a lie... even your hand doesn't want any part of that. Are you saying I'm raping myself? Indeed I am, sir. Indeed I am. But my hand signed a document giving consent...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #106 February 18, 2009 QuoteBut my hand signed a document giving consent But it was under duressYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #107 February 18, 2009 Quote Quote But my hand signed a document giving consent But it was under duress Where's the problem? She was cool with it.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #108 February 18, 2009 Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #109 February 18, 2009 Quote Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion. Who uses lotion these days?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #110 February 18, 2009 Quote Quote Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #111 February 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #112 February 18, 2009 Ahhh, enough wackin it talk. Sheesh! Btw, are we talking # of people we've humped or number of times?I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #113 February 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend. I don't think I am in Japan. Nope, I KNOW . . . I am not in japan . . . maybe it is another turtle you are planing hands with?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #114 February 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend. I don't think I am in Japan. Nope, I KNOW . . . I am not in japan . . . maybe it is another turtle you are planing hands with? Doubtful... I mean, whould YOU tolerate another individual assuming you ailias?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #115 February 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend. I don't think I am in Japan. Nope, I KNOW . . . I am not in japan . . . maybe it is another turtle you are planing hands with? Doubtful... I mean, whould YOU tolerate another individual assuming you ailias? Is that Japaneese?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #116 February 19, 2009 Poor turtle... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #117 February 19, 2009 Quote Poor turtle... Turtle just can't find anybody to hump because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsR7pM_u8M "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #118 February 19, 2009 LMAO He humps her, then starts beating her then goes back at it again and makes noises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #119 February 19, 2009 THIS proves that Turtle needs some help humping “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #120 February 19, 2009 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #121 February 19, 2009 Hee heeeee!! Very funny! Afraid for me it's a big zero for 2009.. Unless you count drunken lesbian sex?? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #122 February 19, 2009 That counts."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #123 February 19, 2009 Quote That counts. Agree 100%. The sad thing is that means she's had sex with more girls this year than I have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #124 February 20, 2009 Me too."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #125 February 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Let me guess-you're gonna claim that your hand really wanted it or it wouldn't have had on all that lotion. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend. I don't think I am in Japan. Nope, I KNOW . . . I am not in japan . . . maybe it is another turtle you are planing hands with? Doubtful... I mean, whould YOU tolerate another individual assuming you ailias? Is that Japaneese? iie. (that's japanese for no) That would be a beer-enduced typo.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
