virgin-burner 1 #1 March 1, 2009 so, i just met one of those.. first impression, she's a typical nurse, lots of tattooes, lots of piercings.. prolly kind of on the kinky side of things. never met a mental one, mind you! we've had a great night out thursday, talked and drinked for like six hours, chatted for about a week (met on FB) before that, but she's "friends" with me for much longer than that, just never got to "chat", kinda.. so, she's a bit of a freak, started out her static-line progress, but got hurt in the after-hours party and never went on to become a licensed skydiver. she's got around 200 bungee-jumps to her name, too! i think that sounds awesome and very promising! being the person and the jumper i am, i wouldnt really want a whuffo-girlfriend anyway... i'm not such a flirrt anymore these days, especially not too intoxicated. i had ONE beer thursday and then switchhed to TEA after that. that tells A LOT from my side.. she's not my type really, cute and caring for sure, but, i dont want to get disappointed yet AGAIN! i think she's a very interesting girl for sure, including my intentions or not.. i'm just fed up with short-term things! so, chatted again for a couple hours today, told her about how i felt for her, what impression she made on me (she flirted A LOT!) and stuff.. next date should be set next saturday, she's got fucked up hours.. well, as a nurse at a hospital, i suppose you cant blame her really.. i like her, a lot actually! after many disappointments, she sounds cool.. really cool even! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 March 1, 2009 You make one of these posts every month about someone new you love 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 March 1, 2009 i havent said i love her, have i!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 March 1, 2009 Yet. Im waiting til date 3 at least.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 March 1, 2009 you-are-evil, sir! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #6 March 1, 2009 Hmmm... a nurse, eh? This could be very good or VERY bad. She could know enough about the body to be able to hurt you REALLY bad without INJURING you. It's been my experience though, that nurses ARE kinkier and give much better head. Ask her if she has a "safe-word." If she says yes... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #7 March 1, 2009 A typical nurse has lots of tattooes? Is that a Switzerland thing?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 March 1, 2009 Quote A typical nurse has lots of tattooes? Is that a Switzerland thing? Must beI know a great many nurses and only a couple have tatoos, and only one of those has lots. When i say i know many I mean i know A LOT. (Mrs Squeak is a Mental Health Nurse) (heard all the jokes before and made up some of them myself)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #9 March 1, 2009 I'm a nurse and i've got a few tattoo's but you can't see em when i have scrubs on. you might be shocked at how much ink I've seen hidden under scrubs over the years.i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 March 1, 2009 QuoteI'm a nurse and i've got a few tattoo's but you can't see em when i have scrubs on. you might be shocked at how much ink I've seen hidden under scrubs over the years. no really like i said i know a few who have tatts but not alot who have MANY tattsdYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 March 1, 2009 Quote A typical nurse has lots of tattooes? Is that a Switzerland thing? all the nurses i've met, well, typically they were kinda "special". and in fact did have lots of tattooes.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 March 1, 2009 Quote I'm a nurse and i've got a few tattoo's but you can't see em when i have scrubs on. you might be shocked at how much ink I've seen hidden under scrubs over the years. i'm glad someone speaks up and covers my back.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #13 March 1, 2009 Quote I'm a nurse and i've got a few tattoo's but you can't see em when i have scrubs on. you might be shocked at how much ink I've seen hidden under scrubs over the years. I have various concealed tattoos and piercings. In general, to look at me, with long pants and sleeves, I look conservative. I'm not embarassed, but not everyone needs to know everything about me right off. Well, the other day, I had to get an xray. I wasn't sure whether or not I needed to pull out the metal first, so I asked the tech. She said yes, so you should have seen the two of us trying to accomplish that!!!! She was embarassed, I was laughing...but we never did get it out. My doc didn't mention the metal when she looked at the xray, but I'm sure they were talking later! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 March 1, 2009 Oh for fucks sake.... Go for it... you might have fun with Nurse Ratched Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 March 1, 2009 Quote i had ONE beer thursday and then switchhed to TEA after that. that tells A LOT from my side.. Hmmm, court order? Quote she's not my type really, cute and caring for sure, but, i dont want to get disappointed yet AGAIN! Enjoy being with her. If you don't have expectations, you won't have disappointments. She's not responsible for your happiness, you are. Or in my case, Vskydiver is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #16 March 1, 2009 HA! HA! HA! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #17 March 1, 2009 Good for you man!!!! "Mental Nurses" are the best kind “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #18 March 1, 2009 at this point a mental health nurse is probably the best option for you have a date and get an analysis all at the same time Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 March 1, 2009 two birds.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkTL 0 #20 March 1, 2009 are you sure your not one of her mental patients and she is just trying to be nice? Live life with no regrets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
