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Pump your hardest to squeeze out some ass milk, and paste it ALL OVER the satellite. The feces will keep it insulated more than you would have ever thought, and the semen will act as a type of "resin" coating to keep the crystals from forming...worked every time when I was in Maine during the chocolate-star music festival.




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Holy Keeerrrist that there is the grossest most disgusting thing I've read on here since, well, at LEAST the past 10 minutes:S




That's all? You bastards have been slacking! :P
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try peeing on it, its environmentally safe :)



You say that for everything! :)


Well, if you can't eat it or have sex with it, piss on it, duh. :D:D:)


hell, some people say if you can eat it or have sex with it, piss on it too. =D
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Pump your hardest to squeeze out some ass milk, and paste it ALL OVER the satellite. The feces will keep it insulated more than you would have ever thought, and the semen will act as a type of "resin" coating to keep the crystals from forming...worked every time when I was in Maine during the chocolate-star music festival.



Oh, and I forgot to thank you for sending that to my PM box too:S
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try peeing on it, its environmentally safe :)



You say that for everything! :)


Well, if you can't eat it or have sex with it, piss on it, duh. :D:D:)


hell, some people say if you can eat it or have sex with it, piss on it too. =D


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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