JohnMitchell 16
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well..following along those lines...somewhat similar. I lost mine at 17 to one of my best friends gf's mom. I didnt see it coming..and she was gorgeous newly divorced. I guess she wanted to experience the younger men. I was inexperienced....she changed that...lol
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LisaH 0
I stole a Twinkie from the classroom 'fridge when I was in 1st grade. 
Dang, it feels good to finally admit that.
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Nataly 38
QuoteI stole a Twinkie from the classroom 'fridge when I was in 1st grade.
Dang, it feels good to finally admit that.
Ah ha ha!!!! I once stole a quarter from my brother's piggy-bank.. But I replaced it with two dimes and a nickel.. Then I realised I'd robbed him of the opportunity to get one of those gumballs (the machine only took quarters)..
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I felt so guilt-ridden, that I gave him his quarter back and didn't take the dimes/nickel out either!!
Dumbass!!
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- my boss
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« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss
Apparently everyone here lives a secret free life like me...or they have secerets that still need to be kept!
Since no one here knows me, this will sound like a confession.
I married the baby sitter and she was thirteen years my junior...I was already divorced at the time, but do you think anyone believes that? Its funner to 'talk show' it up. ha ha
Since no one here knows me, this will sound like a confession.
I married the baby sitter and she was thirteen years my junior...I was already divorced at the time, but do you think anyone believes that? Its funner to 'talk show' it up. ha ha
DavidB 0
Only thing I'll confess to here is being older than Twardo. 
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1969912 0
A college roommate had a wank into a dish of asparagus that another (female) roommate had in the refridgerator because she wouldn't stop smoking in the house. I watched her eat it w/o telling her.
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keithbar 1
years ago in the vhs tape days. before I rewound a tape and brought it back to the video store. I recorded a couple of jumps onto the end of the movie just as the credits started.
i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
jcd11235 0
QuoteThat's smokin' hot. Details?
Alright, but just one:
You weren't the older friend.
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JohnMitchell 16
Damn, you missed out.Quote
You weren't the older friend.
But I'm glad. 
Nataly 38
QuoteI married the baby sitter and she was thirteen years my junior...
Mwaa ha haa!! You should go on Jerry Springer!!
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss
QuoteOnly thing I'll confess to here is being older than Twardo.
How much did he pay you to say that???
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mrwrong 0
The worst thing I have ever done is something I still can’t tell anyone about even though it happened 23 years ago.
This is being kept under a cloth of secrecy for many many years to come...
So there’s NO way in HELL I’m going to spill my guts about it here 
[Edit to add]
It isn't something that I can be legally punished for today, just morally....
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QuoteQuoteOnly thing I'll confess to here is being older than Twardo.
How much did he pay you to say that???
Two dimes and a nickle somebody left in my piggy-bank!
Nothing really to confess other than, this one time i wuz huntin' wabbits on the grassy knoll...
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I confess I was drooling at all of the hot USAF dudes who magically appeared, like a gift from God for my viewing pleasure, at Sebastian yesterday afternoon.
What a bunch of hotties!!
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poe62 0
1) That is really nasty
2) She was probably used to the taste
2) She was probably used to the taste
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Nataly 38
Quote1) That is really nasty
2) She was probably used to the taste
Ah ha ha!!! Good one!!!
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss
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