BDashe 0 #1 March 9, 2009 So I've never made a poll, hope this comes out fine... After spending too much time perusing SC, I need some brain candy. I had a highly intellectual conversation with a buddy of mine and we decided, without a doubt we would like this device should it exist: Would you purchase a device that attached to your toilet which, hands/touch free, could tell you exactly how much your sh*t weighed? In a solid or sloppy state. Discuss.So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 March 9, 2009 Are you channeling Walt... comeon you can fess up.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
habib7 0 #3 March 9, 2009 While the ladies are far outnumbered by guys in this sport, it seems they definitely are outnumbering us on this poll. What guy hasn't said to themself, "man I just dropped 5lbs from that one." I clearly see this as a hot seller, right up there with the tickle-me-elmo and the Nintendo Wii. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 March 9, 2009 Who gives a shit? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #5 March 9, 2009 You don't need to buy nothing, just use the water line to determine weight.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 March 9, 2009 I'll tell you right now, women have far too many things to think about to care how much their shit weights.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #7 March 9, 2009 Quote Who gives a shit? ha ha, that's what I am trying to find out!!! 2:1 women vs men voting, where my dogs at? I don't want to have to strain hard and push you for answers Thank you for your participation ladies, keep it coming!So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #8 March 9, 2009 QuoteWould you purchase a device that attached to your toilet which, hands/touch free, could tell you exactly how much your sh*t weighed? In a solid or sloppy state. No. If you're that curious: 1) Weigh yourself before shitting. 2) Shit. 3) Weigh yourself after shitting. 4) Subtract #3 from #1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #9 March 10, 2009 already been done, those scales are semi-innaccurate to lighter loads... plus, have you ever sh*t without peeing? there is weight right there too, i must have my solid mass number. I could see beer being wagered @ the DZ with the results this device creates... it would eliminate all other factors, or most anyway. the dropzone's own drop-zone! Clearly this needs to be on the top of our stimulus package's list! 1 for every household and DZ So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 March 10, 2009 Quote already been done, those scales are semi-innaccurate to lighter loads... plus, have you ever sh*t without peeing? there is weight right there too, i must have my solid mass number. I could see beer being wagered @ the DZ with the results this device creates... it would eliminate all other factors, or most anyway. the dropzone's own drop-zone! Clearly this needs to be on the top of our stimulus package's list! 1 for every household and DZ Buy a better scale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
