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what to do about cell phone telemarketers/wtf is with warrenty salespeople?

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i've been getting about a call a day each on my cell phone and my wife's cellphone, and one every few days on the home phone from some company trying to sell me a warrenty for our car. we're also averaging about 1 letter or postcard per day. this is getting really fucking annoying. what the fuck is with calling my cell phone? i've told them several times to remove my numbers from their list, but the calls keep coming. who do i report this to, and can they get in trouble for this? can i charge them money for cell my cell phone minutes they use. fuck these assholes. if they don't stop calling my, they will become my new hobby.


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Just keep asking *them* really inappropriate questions..

Examples:

-what are you wearing? (in a husky voice)
-did you know I'm not wearing any underwear? (moan softly)
-I'm grabbing my hard cock.. Does this turn you on?

If by this point they haven't hung up you're in *real* trouble!!! But I think most people wouldn't make it to the third question!! :ph34r::ph34r:

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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- my boss

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Do you have AT&T? My sister was getting these calls repeatedly too! Same thing-something about her cell phone and another trying to sell a car warranty or something. She registered with the do not call thing, and it took like a month or so, but as far I know they've stopped calling.

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I get those on my work cell and office phone. They've all been messages, not actual calls. Maybe it's time to add those numbers to the registry.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I have fun with them. My goal is to find out the name of the company that's actually calling. I once tracked down a company that was sending me spam and spoke with their lawyer on the phone. Well, he was supposedly their lawyer. The secretary was nice until I asked what it's like to work for a spammer. She did not like that question.

I was getting the car warranty thing on my work phone for a while. It was a recording... press 1 to speak with a representative. They ask for the make and model of your car... so instead i asked what company he was calling from. Click.

Next time, first thing I said was "Don't hang up. What company do you work for?" He responded, "that's gonna get you hung up on." Click.

Third time, I got a woman. She actually gave me the name of the company. I googled them and found that they are the skyride of the car warranty world... complete fraud. They haven't called back. I was really looking forward to it.

When I was in college, I had the regulation that made telemarketing calls to cell phones illegal printed out at my desk. Got a phone from "visa" or something. Got the telemarketing company's name and asked the guy if he knew the call was illegal. He said it wasn't. I told him that he had called my cell phone, and that was illegal. He said he didn't know it was a cell phone, but it didn't matter because that's the number I gave his company. I reminded him that I didn't give his company my number. He said "oh, well this is what your university provided." Aha! Anyway, I asked for a written apology. I got a form letter explaining their do not call policy. I wasn't satisfied.

Dave

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Tom Mabe is the person to speak with :


This one is CLASSIC..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8&feature=related

this one is not bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9nJ0rpAcqk



OMG - I just listened to the one where he fires the telemarketer - *genius*!!!
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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i've been getting about a call a day each on my cell phone and my wife's cellphone, and one every few days on the home phone from some company trying to sell me a warrenty for our car.



Let them go through their entire spiel, then ask them if you have to pay the full price yourself, or if it can be divided among all the passengers on the bus. :D

The call won't cost any less, but you may get a certain satisfaction out of messing with them.
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