shropshire 0 #1 March 12, 2009 Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms. Receptionist says 'shall I put them on your bill?' ''Don't be thuckin thupid I'd thuffocate!'' (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 March 12, 2009 At least it wasn't the one about the two condoms walking into the bar.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 March 12, 2009 Quote At least it wasn't the one about the two condoms walking into the bar.... Is it the two condoms walking into a gay bar-joke you are referring to????? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 March 12, 2009 yes.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #5 March 12, 2009 Quote yes.... Did a search when I saw your comment.... Hysterical “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #6 March 12, 2009 Why'd the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #7 March 12, 2009 How to reuse a condom: Hold it upside down and shake the fuck out of it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 March 12, 2009 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman..' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 March 12, 2009 Quote A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman..' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!' TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 12, 2009 A rancher took his son with him to buy a horse at the auction. His son watched him as he inspected every inch of the horse - feeling the condition of the skin and the muscles. Even lifting the tail and doing a close inspection there. His son, curious as he was, asked his father what he was doing. His father replied that every time he bought a horse he inspected it like this. The boys eyes grew huge and giant tears started leaking out of them. The Father, concerned, asked what was the matter? The boy sobbed and said, Oh NO! The UPS man is going to buy Mommy! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 March 12, 2009 Quote A rancher took his son with him to buy a horse at the auction. His son watched him as he inspected every inch of the horse - feeling the condition of the skin and the muscles. Even lifting the tail and doing a close inspection there. His son, curious as he was, asked his father what he was doing. His father replied that every time he bought a horse he inspected it like this. The boys eyes grew huge and giant tears started leaking out of them. The Father, concerned, asked what was the matter? The boy sobbed and said, Oh NO! The UPS man is going to buy Mommy! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
