Andy_Copland 0 #1 March 12, 2009 Gonna try my best to explain this, see how it turns out. Every now and then (for years) i will be laying in bed asleep and all of a sudden wake up. Well not wake up but its like my brain wakes up. Im fully conscious (or so i think) but i cant move. I can see my bedroom but im not sure if imy eyes are open or not. At first i would panic and get distressed, trying to shout but i couldnt open my mouth or make a sound. Now i dont panic, i instead focus and with what seems like tremendous effort and focus i can start to move my foot slowly at first until i literally shake myself awake by moving my foot up and down at the ankle. All in all its still pretty fucking scary stuff. Any idea's? I feel pretty stupid reading that back through as it sounds crazy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 March 12, 2009 Quote Gonna try my best to explain this, see how it turns out. Every now and then (for years) i will be laying in bed asleep and all of a sudden wake up. Well not wake up but its like my brain wakes up. Im fully conscious (or so i think) but i cant move. I can see my bedroom but im not sure if imy eyes are open or not. At first i would panic and get distressed, trying to shout but i couldnt open my mouth or make a sound. Now i dont panic, i instead focus and with what seems like tremendous effort and focus i can start to move my foot slowly at first until i literally shake myself awake by moving my foot up and down at the ankle. All in all its still pretty fucking scary stuff. Any idea's? I feel pretty stupid reading that back through as it sounds crazy Do a search, you lazy git! This has been answered before! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 March 12, 2009 Quote Any idea's? I feel pretty stupid reading that back through as it sounds crazy As if that would change the opinion we have already formed about you???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 March 12, 2009 Searches are for sucka's *flashes gang sign, or what i think is one* Quote As if that would change the opinion we have already formed about you??? Could be worse, i could be Shropshire 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 March 12, 2009 Quote Searches are for sucka's *flashes gang sign, or what i think is one* Quote As if that would change the opinion we have already formed about you??? Could be worse, i could be Shropshire Or Divot . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #6 March 12, 2009 Lay off the pipe? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 March 12, 2009 Quote Searches are for sucka's *flashes gang sign, or what i think is one* Quote As if that would change the opinion we have already formed about you??? Could be worse, i could be Shropshire Oi twat - where did THAT come from .... To your original problem ..... It's because your brain it too small to be able to operate your eye lids and any other muscles at the same time (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Searches are for sucka's *flashes gang sign, or what i think is one* Quote As if that would change the opinion we have already formed about you??? Could be worse, i could be Shropshire Oi twat - where did THAT come from .... To your original problem ..... It's because your brain it too small to be able to operate your eye lids and any other muscles at the same time OR - he's such a prick - when he wakes up with morning wood it's his whole body!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 March 12, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 March 12, 2009 Quotewhen he wakes up with morning wood it's his whole body! Heck, even with a full body erection he's 2 inches short of reaching "the spot"You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #11 March 12, 2009 That happened to me once...but i was also coming down off a mushroom trip. So i ended up laying there for a long time convinced my brain had tricked my body into falling asleep without it "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #12 March 12, 2009 Sounds like standard sleep paralysis to me. I get it every so often. The problem I have with it is that I can't tell the difference between what is real and what I'm dreaming. Waking myself up to get out of it is a bitch too. Edit to add: This is what they called an "old Hag" spirit back in the "old days". They thought you had a spirit sitting on your chest holding you down. And no, you're not crazy... unless you jump out of perfectly good airplanes or something like that "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
