Nataly 38 #1 March 17, 2009 Someone commented on their nephew pooping his pants.. Which reminded me of something that happened over Christmas.. I was babysitting my niece, when I suddenly realised that she hadn't gone to the loo all day & I started to worry.. She's just turned 3 btw and no longer wears nappies.. So I kept asking her - do you need to pee pee? "Nope!" I asked her again and again until I really started to worry. Then out of the blue, she grabs my hand and takes me to the loo - thank god!! But I had NO IDEA what to do! I just plopped her on the seat and braced myself to catch her, should the inevitable happen & she falls into the toilet.. And then she said "now GO AWAY!" FUCK! So I waited by the door and after like 10 seconds she said "all done!" I walked into the bathroom again & she looks at me & says "pee pee, poo poo" And I asked her: "do you need to poo poo?" Her response: "Already poo poo FUCK!! I've never felt so much like a fish out of water - I just didn't know what to do on the most BASIC thing!! No wonder I don't have any kids!!! I couldn't help but laugh at myself, though!! Edit to say: come on.. With all the parents on here, there must be *someone* who can top that story!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poolmarty 0 #2 March 17, 2009 This might top it. When my twins were young they could talk to each other and no one could understand them. I have lots of stories... Most kids go wake up the parents when they wake up; not these two why wake up parents when you have some to entertain you already. More than once I to the mess they made in their room from taking off their diapers and seeing who stick the most poop on the wall for the longest.... Lesson: Make sure you are up before them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #3 March 17, 2009 Quote More than once I to the mess they made in their room from taking off their diapers and seeing who stick the most poop on the wall for the longest.... Lesson: Make sure you are up before them! Oh noooo!!! Ha ha ha!! I still laugh at the big grin on her face, like she had really done me proud!! But at least she didn't decide to get creative with the stuff "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poolmarty 0 #4 March 17, 2009 Ha ha they are always proud of their accomplishments. I dozed off on the couch once for about 5 minutes...5 dozen eggs gone and I think only 3 or 4 eggs landed on the floor...Eggs are not fun to clean up especially when the whole kitchen is covered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
