skittles_of_SDC 0 #1 March 18, 2009 what would you consider the best way to approach you if you were just chilling at a table in the bar with your friend? Now for this question assume you are way out of the dudes league. Does he have any chance? Even if he doesn't what would be the best way to approach you so you don't think hes a chump? P.S Yes I'm wasted. Gimme a break. Irishman on St. Patty's day and first St. Patty's day being legal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 March 18, 2009 Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?" Works every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #3 March 18, 2009 buy her a drink!! its a good ice braeker and then she has to be nice to yuo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #4 March 18, 2009 Quote buy her a drink!! its a good ice braeker and then she has to be nice to yuo! She could refuse the drink though, then what?...Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #5 March 18, 2009 what sane woman would erfuse a drink?? i guess then at least you saved yourslef 5 bucks!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #6 March 18, 2009 Quotewhat sane woman would erfuse a drink?? i guess then at least you saved yourslef 5 bucks!!! It's happened to me before. albeit, I wasn't completely sober at the time - maybe that had something to do with it.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #7 March 18, 2009 any woman who truns down a drink is no woman at all! you saved yourself the aggravatoin of finding out she was a bitch and wqasting your time!! consider yourself lucky! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote buy her a drink!! its a good ice braeker and then she has to be nice to yuo! She could refuse the drink though, then what?... I've done that before... not to be mean but seriously, I can buy my own drinks.... some guys get the wrong idea.... Live and learn, kiddos!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 March 18, 2009 Quote Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?" Works every time. My money is on this one... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 March 18, 2009 Quote buy her a drink!! its a good ice braeker and then she has to be nice to yuo! Not true, sweetie. We don't *have* to be nice to anyone... think about it. A dude buys you drinks all night, you're "just being nice", then he thinks because he bought you drinks all night you "owe" him.... not the kinda situation you should let yourself get into.... Sorry for the sidetrack....Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 March 18, 2009 Seriously, just be yourself, Skitts... Just go up and say "hi". If anything.. hopefully you'll make a new friend. But I still like the "skydiver" line.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 March 18, 2009 Just have confidence in yourself. Wear a belt so your pants aren't falling down to your knees. Don't offer to do the drink thing, cause that is so 1980. Get yourself a wing woman. I hear that works for Gonzo..... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 March 18, 2009 First rule you need to understand: There is no such thing as a woman that is "out of you league". Caveat: You can not be a) ugly, b) creepy, c) more drunk/sloppier than she is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripple 0 #14 March 18, 2009 Quotewhat sane woman would erfuse a drink?? For starters one that doesn't want to accidently take Rohynol.Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 March 18, 2009 QuoteWear a belt so your pants aren't falling down to your knees. Does he wear pants like that? Skittles, don't wear pants like that, it looks so stupid!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #16 March 18, 2009 Yeah .. No drink buying. Strike up a conversation. Why waste your money buying drinks? You could end up paying her bar tab for the night and never speaking to her again. Edited to add ... Say something like "Hey Sweethang, Can I buy you a fish sandwich"?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 March 18, 2009 I just smile and wait for the women to come to me. ..and wait..and wait... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #18 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Wear a belt so your pants aren't falling down to your knees. Does he wear pants like that? Skittles, don't wear pants like that, it looks so stupid! When I saw him he was having a hard time keeping his pants up....It was crutch 1 pull up pants 2... oh, almost forgot all well trying not to fall down...Crutch 1 pull up pants 2 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 March 18, 2009 Quote Just have confidence in yourself. Wear a belt so your pants aren't falling down to your knees. Don't offer to do the drink thing, cause that is so 1980. Get yourself a wing woman. I hear that works for Gonzo..... I'm a wing woman a lot for my guy friends. It works wonders for them. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #20 March 18, 2009 Quote I hear that works for Gonzo..... Gonzo is closer to being someone's wing womanYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #21 March 18, 2009 Yeah, Skittles, sorry..... disregard anything i said last night! idk wtf i was talking about! the drink thing NEVER works!Im not sure how i missed the "skydiving" line last night, but i like it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 March 18, 2009 If you see a woman you'd like to bang, be a little rude to her at first, just something small and inconsequential. Then, 10 minutes later if she's still there, go back to her confidentially and say this "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #23 March 18, 2009 Quote If you see a woman you'd like to bang, be a little rude to her at first, just something small and inconsequential. Then, 10 minutes later if she's still there, go back to her confidentially and say this "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants." Very good advice Billy :) Actually there is some truth to that. A slightly rude attitude along with making an effort to ignore someone for a few minutes goes a long way.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 March 18, 2009 Lordy I feel old... Whatever you do don't be creepy guy. I remember if a guy approached me and was just nice - not a drunken fool - I would always give him a chance. If the boy could dance, he wouldn't have to make the move - I was all over that. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #25 March 18, 2009 Quote Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?" Works every time. I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
