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Andy_Copland

SCENARIO: Beer Run

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She'd be wise not to do that, or i might give the one hand over the nose and one on the back of the head next time she plays hide the sausage in her mouth.



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What would be funnier, she's laying down. Tea bag picture or cock slap to the cheek video?



>:(:ph34r: says, "Why choose?"
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You mean we can rent them hourly?? Sweet!!!

I think I'll require my beer bitch to only wear boardshorts and a chunky metal watch. After all, I will be laying by the pool when requesting said beer. ;)

Damn, a girl can dream, can't she? ;)



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Is beer bitch the female equivalent of a cabana boy? :|



No. Totaly separate entities. A beer bitch can be a dude, too. And you can never let the "Beer Bitch" and "Cabana Boy" meet or know about each other. TROUBLE!! ;)
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I think you would qualify for both....:P


Are you for higher and how much do you charge? Mcswervy and I could used an experienced one ;)

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I think you would qualify for both....:P


Are you for higher and how much do you charge? Mcswervy and I could used an experienced one ;)



A 1 time payment of a Sabre2 135...[:/]
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I think you would qualify for both....:P


Are you for higher and how much do you charge? Mcswervy and I could used an experienced one ;)



A 1 time payment of a Sabre2 135...[:/]


I am thinking a new reserve might get more use so how about one of them? :P

No seriously, if I could buy you a new one I would...:)
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I think you would qualify for both....:P


Are you for higher and how much do you charge? Mcswervy and I could used an experienced one ;)



A 1 time payment of a Sabre2 135...[:/]


I am thinking a new reserve might get more use so how about one of them? :P

No seriously, if I could buy you a new one I would...:)


:$B| Thanks.

Best go find a tadpole as they work cheaper. :P
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I've drank about 8, i feel just fine albeit a little light headed. I am in a small 1 room apartment with a box of empty chocolates in front of me (im such a queen) and the day is young. I have a key for my front door that i dont have to use as the door is already open. And shoes that dont need laced up as thats how i roll sucka.

How do i get my beer?



It depends on how urban your neighborhood is, whether you've acquired an American sized ass and gut which makes walking onerous, whether you're some place with alchohol delivery, etc.

Personally, I'd walk over to the nearest grocery store or 7-11 and pickup 6 22oz "bomber" bottles or 2 six packs of a tasty micro-brew.

It's legal, cheap, fast, and might burn off one beer worth of calories.

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Best go find a tadpole as they work cheaper. :P



Is it legal to pay someone in cookies and milk? :P


Only if you don't take them across state lines... :|
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