Andy_Copland 0 #1 March 23, 2009 I've drank about 8, i feel just fine albeit a little light headed. I am in a small 1 room apartment with a box of empty chocolates in front of me (im such a queen) and the day is young. I have a key for my front door that i dont have to use as the door is already open. And shoes that dont need laced up as thats how i roll sucka. How do i get my beer?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 March 23, 2009 Snap your fingers to call the wife and send her to get the beer. *waits to hear the story of Andy getting hurt by his wife, once again.* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 March 23, 2009 I can't get her to do it, shes sick. On that note, who'd ahve thought choking, hair pulling and donkey punches could detach a retina?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 March 23, 2009 So she is sick and you have a detached retina?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 March 23, 2009 Yea, i was sick. Sick of her shit and had to give her the back hand detaching her retina. *looks nervously behind him.... its cool she cant see what im writing*1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 March 23, 2009 That's a tough one. So no dynamite? no rope? hmmm. Dude you might die of thirst. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 March 23, 2009 I was going to strip my boxers of all the elastic, use two empty beer bottles as posts and sling myself there, but when i realised i didnt have the dynamite i got confused...1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 March 23, 2009 How do i get my beer? This is what you do.... Get a beer bitch a.k.a. someone to go the beer for you...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 March 23, 2009 Are you volunteering? I can only pay in the beer left in the bottom of my bottle thats 50% saliva and seeing as the wifes ill i have sex wee to spare.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 March 24, 2009 Quote How do i get my beer? This is what you do.... Get a beer bitch a.k.a. someone to go the beer for you...I have no problem being the beer bitch. I'm so old fashioned. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 March 24, 2009 30pack of Keystone "Im more poor than the guys shooting each other for fun in the inner city" Light please.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #12 March 24, 2009 You know what I think? I think it's time for a jump. In fact I think its business time, and we can pick beer up on the way."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 March 24, 2009 Quote Are you volunteering? I can only pay in the beer left in the bottom of my bottle thats 50% saliva and seeing as the wifes ill i have sex wee to spare. Ha ha ha ... And no to the being your beer bitch...I had one for a night and he did great!! [Laugh] I now want to find one that will work on call for little to no money...[Laugh] If you find one pass um my way please..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 March 24, 2009 It`s business. It`s business time. You know when I`m down to just my socks it`s time for business that`s why they call it business socks. ooooohhhhh Winds are looking gay for the next couple of days for any local objects to be honest. We shall rape and pillage soon.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #15 March 24, 2009 JTNesbitt will do it. He is the beer snob around these parts and does do a fine job i might add.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 March 24, 2009 Quote Ha ha ha ... And no to the being your beer bitch...I had one for a night and he did great!! [Laugh] I now want to find one that will work on call for little to no money...[Laugh] If you find one pass um my way please.. Dear Deedy - How does one go about finding a "beer bitch"? I'd like to know so I can maybe get one trained for the future. Summer's coming, you know! Love, Karen Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 March 24, 2009 Quote Quote Ha ha ha ... And no to the being your beer bitch...I had one for a night and he did great!! [Laugh] I now want to find one that will work on call for little to no money...[Laugh] If you find one pass um my way please.. Dear Deedy - How does one go about finding a "beer bitch"? I'd like to know so I can maybe get one trained for the future. Summer's coming, you know! Love, Karen They are not easy to come by and they seem to vanish as fast as they appeared..[Laugh] But it sounds like andy has one all trained up...[Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #18 March 24, 2009 Quote Dear Deedy - How does one go about finding a "beer bitch"? I'd like to know so I can maybe get one trained for the future. Summer's coming, you know! Love, Karen I have no problem being a beer bitch for my SO. I'm the best type of all. I don't drink beer, so it's all hers. And no one has to say it. I gave up my Guy Card a long time ago.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #19 March 24, 2009 I still wanna say it. But right now im running a bath so im keeping my fucking mouth shut 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #20 March 24, 2009 AWWWW... how cute, you already have a beer bitch. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #21 March 24, 2009 Quote I still wanna say it. But right now im running a bath so im keeping my fucking mouth shut Go ahead and say it. She might just try and find out how long you can keep hold your breath while she holds your head underwater.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #22 March 24, 2009 Quote AWWWW... how cute, you already have a beer bitch. Funny coming from the guy that has driven my drunken ass to gear beer on multiple occassions "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 March 24, 2009 Quote Dear Deedy - How does one go about finding a "beer bitch"? I'd like to know so I can maybe get one trained for the future. Summer's coming, you know! Love, Karen Quote They are not easy to come by and they seem to vanish as fast as they appeared..[Laugh] You mean we can rent them hourly?? Sweet!!! I think I'll require my beer bitch to only wear boardshorts and a chunky metal watch. After all, I will be laying by the pool when requesting said beer. Damn, a girl can dream, can't she? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #24 March 24, 2009 She'd be wise not to do that, or i might give the one hand over the nose and one on the back of the head next time she plays hide the sausage in her mouth.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 March 24, 2009 Quote Quote Dear Deedy - How does one go about finding a "beer bitch"? I'd like to know so I can maybe get one trained for the future. Summer's coming, you know! Love, Karen Quote They are not easy to come by and they seem to vanish as fast as they appeared..[Laugh] You mean we can rent them hourly?? Sweet!!! I think I'll require my beer bitch to only wear boardshorts and a chunky metal watch. After all, I will be laying by the pool when requesting said beer. Damn, a girl can dream, can't she? Is beer bitch the female equivalent of a cabana boy? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
