TrophyHusband 0 #1 March 24, 2009 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510235,00.html "LAKELAND, Fla. — An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day. Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus. The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas. Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class." "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 March 24, 2009 A trouble maker in my 7th grade class got sent to the office for that..."and tell them what you did"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 March 24, 2009 Quote A trouble maker in my 7th grade class got sent to the office for that..."and tell them what you did"... They had an "office" in a one room school house?? No shit. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 March 24, 2009 I think you have me confused with Airtwardo. I rode the short bus to the big school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 March 24, 2009 Quote I think you have me confused with Airtwardo. I rode the short bus to the big school. Nope. Not confused at all. Just getting you back for telling me to "take whatever I can get at my age". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 March 24, 2009 It's a fucked up society when you have police arresting kids for farting in class. I still remember the tune-changing whistle-fart I let out one day in the 5th grade that had the whole class roaring with laughter. Thank God the teacher was a good sport. And this was a Grace Lutheran school, discipline was tough there! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 March 24, 2009 Well, that's MY motto.You look great for your age, so I'll just stfu. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 March 24, 2009 Quote creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. No one bright enough to yell "DOOR!"?Seriously, open a couple of windows and get over yourself. Our society is getting a little too overbearing and over protective for my taste. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 March 24, 2009 Quote Well, that's MY motto.You look great for your age, so I'll just stfu. Thanks for not telling me I don't look a day over 40. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teigen 0 #10 March 24, 2009 Harsh! just harsh! Suggest you see this one too, this guy was arrested for giving homeless people food! WTF!?!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4S6v01Sodw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #11 March 24, 2009 Quote It's a fucked up society when you have police arresting kids for farting in class. I still remember the tune-changing whistle-fart I let out one day in the 5th grade that had the whole class roaring with laughter. Thank God the teacher was a good sport. And this was a Grace Lutheran school, discipline was tough there! i used to love it when people let audible farts in class. it gave me a chance to sneak one out silently and have someone else take the blame for the smell. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #12 March 25, 2009 Sounds to me like the bus driver is the one who did it, following the logic of the tried and true: Thou who smelt it, dealt it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaronVonBoll 0 #13 March 25, 2009 I know of a Serrifs Deputy whose job it is to escort jailed offenders into the court room and then back to jail after thier hearings. While waiting thier turns the offenders are placed in the jury box. The dupty stands near to (Keep order)! This particular deputy passed wind in the court room. moments later the judge yelled for order because the offenders were making noise and disrupting the court room. About thirty secounds passed and the judge himself called for a recess in order to "Air out" the court room. NOW THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE. Everyone in the court room thought it was someone in the juryu box!!!! Good thing the judge never found out it was the deputy!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #14 March 25, 2009 That video just begs for a lound "oink" sound every time the offender is in view.. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
