Dinner at the Twardowski's

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There was a Twardowski family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Airtwardo's drink, and after a while, Twardo excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.

'What happened, Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa?', he was asked by his concerned family.

'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.

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There was a Twardowski family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Airtwardo's drink, and after a while, Twardo excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.

'What happened, Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa?', he was asked by his concerned family.

'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.

LMAO

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There was a Twardowski family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Airtwardo's drink, and after a while, Twardo excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.

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'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.

Awwe that is such a cute story.

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There was a Twardowski family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Airtwardo's drink, and after a while, Twardo excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.

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'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.

Awwe that is such a cute story.

I noticed you used the EXTREMELY abbreviated name...

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[BillyVance 35]

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Yeah sure...pick on a guy when he's outta the country!

He wasn't the only one picking on you. See posts 1036 to 1042...

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