from the sick mind

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of a prominent dizzy dotter-don't normally post emails but this one deserves it
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend after having great sex. She
spent the next hour just scratching his nuts, something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

"Because," she replied, "I really miss mine."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[turtlespeed 226]

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of a prominent dizzy dotter-don't normally post emails but this one deserves it
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend after having great sex. She
spent the next hour just scratching his nuts, something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

"Because," she replied, "I really miss mine."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Not unless tears are bile and my eye is in my throat.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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F LORIDA!

[tmaricle55 0]

I have to admit I would love to see the look on a man's face after a statement like that!

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[Nutz 0]

That one was posted recently enough that even I remember it.

"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

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I have to admit I would love to see the look on a man's face after a statement like that!

Maybe he'd be quick enough to say, "The doctors did a great job on my nuts, don't you think?"

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.