iluvtofly 0 #1 March 31, 2009 So I'm once again at a point where I can't do anything at work until a phone call gets returned. So I've been racking my brain trying to think of a dirty/naughty thread to start but can't think of anything. There just HAS to be someone out there with a dirty question/thought. If you don't want to post it yourself feel free to PM it to me and I'll post it annymously for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #2 March 31, 2009 Just post boobie pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 March 31, 2009 You must've missed the part about me being at work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 March 31, 2009 Just make some personal attacks. Those are always fun. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #5 March 31, 2009 like that one woman that jumps in FL....thinks shes special or something because her name is green on some website.....what a loser...."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #6 March 31, 2009 start a thread about anal sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #7 March 31, 2009 LMAO"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #8 March 31, 2009 I've got a pic that is WAAAAY DIRTY!!!! Check it OUT!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 March 31, 2009 Quote So I'm once again at a point where I can't do anything at work until a phone call gets returned. So I've been racking my brain trying to think of a dirty/naughty thread to start but can't think of anything. There just HAS to be someone out there with a dirty question/thought. If you don't want to post it yourself feel free to PM it to me and I'll post it annymously for you. it is funny you posted this right now....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 31, 2009 Quote Just make some personal attacks. Those are always fun. How personal would you like me to get?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #11 March 31, 2009 so personal....that they are all about yourself"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 March 31, 2009 Quoteso personal....that they are all about yourself Can you get banned for a personal attack on yourself?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #13 March 31, 2009 QuoteQuoteso personal....that they are all about yourself Can you get banned for a personal attack on yourself? anythings worth a shot...."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmyfitz 0 #14 March 31, 2009 Quote start a thread about anal sex. We don't need a post about you and your boyfriend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote start a thread about anal sex. We don't need a post about you and your boyfriend. Why? Does he have the head and shoulders?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #16 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote So I'm once again at a point where I can't do anything at work until a phone call gets returned. So I've been racking my brain trying to think of a dirty/naughty thread to start but can't think of anything. There just HAS to be someone out there with a dirty question/thought. If you don't want to post it yourself feel free to PM it to me and I'll post it annymously for you. it is funny you posted this right now.... it is, isnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote so personal....that they are all about yourself Can you get banned for a personal attack on yourself? I know you can get banned for attacking someone else, even if they're in on it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 620 #18 March 31, 2009 Dirty jokes? *** Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know !!!!!!!!!! *** There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. *** A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase he's just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze." "So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin. "Gold of course," says the proud man. The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver -- it would be nice if you came second for a change!" *** The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me - do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?" "As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish - but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches."Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
