iluvtofly 0 #1 April 2, 2009 And did you oblige? I guess this can be anonymous too if you insist. wimps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 April 2, 2009 DAAAAYUMM Cindy we need to get you laid!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 April 2, 2009 I just start the naughty threads. I'm not always the one who thinks of the ideas for them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 April 2, 2009 Leave (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 April 2, 2009 Quotekinkiest thing What's chocolate to one person is vanilla to another...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #6 April 2, 2009 Quote DAAAAYUMM Cindy we need to get you laid!!! g DAAAMN!!! That's what I was about to post! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #7 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote DAAAAYUMM Cindy we need to get you laid!!! g DAAAMN!!! That's what I was about to post! Well if you guys insist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #8 April 2, 2009 She said she wanted me in the worst way... I took her out to the hammock behind the hangar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #9 April 2, 2009 connect a very small battery to her bergoina -lets just say the results were incandescent at bestWhy, why on Earth do I tell you people these things Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaronVonBoll 0 #10 April 2, 2009 Pay the rent For her Boyfriend.. And hell no Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 April 2, 2009 That's what happens when you only date strippers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 April 2, 2009 They weren't partners, but I had some pretty interesting requests when I worked a 900 line years ago. Some were just ewww!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 April 2, 2009 Quote And did you oblige? I guess this can be anonymous too if you insist. wimps It involved a green wig and a skirt. Kidding!!! [Bill Clinton]I did not have sexual relations with that woman.[/Bill Clinton]Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 April 2, 2009 Quote connect a very small battery to her bergoina -lets just say the results were incandescent at bestWhy, why on Earth do I tell you people these things OMG - Like touch the 9V battery to your tongue kinda sparky thing? Never though of that one..... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote kinkiest thing What's chocolate to one person is vanilla to another... Dude, I think you are more in the peanut butter realm... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #16 April 3, 2009 I dont have a wierd or kinky one of my own, but one of my friends told me that her husband pisses all over her in the shower!! EWWW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 April 3, 2009 Send her mail. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 April 3, 2009 >touch the 9V battery Never though of that one..... Well my friend I'm glad you're smart enough NOT to try it. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote connect a very small battery to her bergoina -lets just say the results were incandescent at bestWhy, why on Earth do I tell you people these things OMG - Like touch the 9V battery to your tongue kinda sparky thing? Never though of that one..... I've seen some interesting contact points in an electric 8-way. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #20 April 3, 2009 I wasn't going to last very much longer and she knew it somehow. She started to scream out things like "Think about baseball, mowing the yard, big hairy men!!!" That made us laugh so hard we both finished immediately. I'm pretty stellar in bed people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #21 April 3, 2009 her sister. and mom. I stopped at sister. Mom was weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
