LuckyMcSwervy 0 #51 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit Wow! it was cold but fun, we were in a public parking lot too, easily could have gotten caught...thank god we didnt The cops around here get fired for that stuff. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #52 April 2, 2009 Somebody related this to me but requested to stay anonymous. He banged his girl on top of the rotating beacon at the airport while the DZ party was still going on at ground level. That girl is his wife and they are grandparents now. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #53 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit Wow! it was cold but fun, we were in a public parking lot too, easily could have gotten caught...thank god we didnt The cops around here get fired for that stuff. how do YOU know!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linebckr83 3 #54 April 2, 2009 On all those damn bean bags in the back lounge of Skydive Dallas.. Sorry! In an elevator (no not enough time) In the middle of the target circle since we don't have a pea gravel pit On a boat in the middle of the night and middle of the lake. Perfectly clear night. That was the best "Are you coming to the party? Oh I'm coming, but I won't be there!" Flying Hellfish #828 Dudist #52 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #55 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit Wow! it was cold but fun, we were in a public parking lot too, easily could have gotten caught...thank god we didnt The cops around here get fired for that stuff. how do YOU know!? Oh, I just do. Plus, they plaster it all over the local news. Very embarassing for all involved.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #56 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Wasn't my SO but another jumper and i got busy in an inflatable raft in the packing hanger. I couldnt stop grinning the whole weekend since it was a boogie and there were raft dives going on all weekend EWW!!!! I am never doing a raft dive with you!!! If thats the way you feel about it then i suggest staying away from both rafts, the packing mat, bunks 4,5 and 6, the RV park, the campground, and one of the benches in the loading area. (And I'm not going to tell you which one!) "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AliMac 0 #57 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit Wow! it was cold but fun, we were in a public parking lot too, easily could have gotten caught...thank god we didnt The cops around here get fired for that stuff. He would have been fired if we had been caught! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #58 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit Wow! it was cold but fun, we were in a public parking lot too, easily could have gotten caught...thank god we didnt The cops around here get fired for that stuff. how do YOU know!? Oh, I just do. Plus, they plaster it all over the local news. Very embarassing for all involved. how YOU doin'!? i've lost my handcuffs at a fetish-party.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #59 April 2, 2009 On a 4 wheeler in the middle of the street, it wasn't a very busy street though."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #60 April 2, 2009 Quote hotel room balcony at Couple Ocho Rios. Been there done that there!But my best was in the parking lot of JR's, a very nice resturant.Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #61 April 2, 2009 Quote On all those damn bean bags in the back lounge of Skydive Dallas.. Sorry! Fuck! Now i dont want to sleep there anymore.....use to like those bean bagsNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #62 April 2, 2009 Quote On a 4 wheeler in the middle of the street, it wasn't a very busy street though. Oh this one time (in band camp) in a OK state park on a 4 wheeler was nice also!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #63 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote On all those damn bean bags in the back lounge of Skydive Dallas.. Sorry! Fuck! Now i dont want to sleep there anymore.....use to like those bean bags Seriously!!! I fell asleep on those last week. EWWWW That's okay though...I won't give you MY list of places out there. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #64 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote On a 4 wheeler in the middle of the street, it wasn't a very busy street though. Oh this one time (in band camp) in a OK state park on a 4 wheeler was nice also! i'd do that chick, she was kinda hot, wasnt she!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #65 April 2, 2009 Am I the only one who hasn't "done it" AT the DZ??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #66 April 2, 2009 Quote Am I the only one who hasn't "done it" AT the DZ?? me neither! but, we might be able to fix that when we meet up! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #67 April 2, 2009 Quote Am I the only one who hasn't "done it" AT the DZ?? Probably... You have to remember, my ex lived on the DZ. It makes it convenient. ....That and I have a thing for public/different places. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linebckr83 3 #68 April 2, 2009 Quote Fuck! Now i dont want to sleep there anymore.....use to like those bean bags Geesh! I picked up after myself ok! Besides, how do you know it wasn't like 3 years ago? (FYI end of january sometime) I'm sure they've been cleaned since "Are you coming to the party? Oh I'm coming, but I won't be there!" Flying Hellfish #828 Dudist #52 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linebckr83 3 #69 April 2, 2009 Quote Seriously!!! I fell asleep on those last week. EWWWW That's okay though...I won't give you MY list of places out there. Soooo you're saying we have this really weird connection now!? Better than nothin I suppose! "Are you coming to the party? Oh I'm coming, but I won't be there!" Flying Hellfish #828 Dudist #52 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #70 April 2, 2009 Jose does an amazing job picking up after us slobs, but I don't think "spunk on beanbags cleaning" is in his job description. We can just say you were trying to stay warm. It was cold out, right? haha! ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #71 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Am I the only one who hasn't "done it" AT the DZ?? Probably... You have to remember, my ex lived on the DZ. It makes it convenient. ....That and I have a thing for public/different places. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #72 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Fuck! Now i dont want to sleep there anymore.....use to like those bean bags Geesh! I picked up after myself ok! Besides, how do you know it wasn't like 3 years ago? (FYI end of january sometime) I'm sure they've been cleaned since I think i may go and clean them!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linebckr83 3 #73 April 2, 2009 Were you there that weekend when us kansas folk came down? I didn't think I saw you. And yes it was freeeezing at night! Then again, those things were kinda cold at first too "Are you coming to the party? Oh I'm coming, but I won't be there!" Flying Hellfish #828 Dudist #52 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #74 April 2, 2009 Quote Am I the only one who hasn't "done it" AT the DZ?? Pffft... You've only been in the sport what, a year? 6 months? There will be plenty of time and opportunities for that, but only if you let them come. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #75 April 2, 2009 Quote Am I the only one who hasn't "done it" AT the DZ?? Yes. You would be . . . But you have.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
