GUYS: Would you rather lose an EYE or a BALL?

[RastaRicanAir 0]

Inspired by (READ: "Shamelessly ripped off from") last night's season premiere of one of my favorite FX shows, and by a characteristically silly exchange in the Full Moon thread, comes this important exercise in hypothetical reasoning (READ: Mental Masturbation)

Votes rendered without explanations will be sternly frowned upon as "just plain lazy".

As you were.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[Mazz 0]

Anything to make me less fertile is a good thing. plus you can totally get a fake ball put in there and nobody would know the difference.

In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

[cocheese 0]

You can have my whole package if i can keep my vision in both eyes. I'm lazy, nuff said.

[ryoder 1,590]

Losing one eye means you lose depth perception.

Losing one testicle means you can still win the Tour de France and sleep with celebrity babes.

Tough choice; Lemme think...lemme think...

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[normiss 898]

There are a few choice things on the planet I would voluntarily give my left nut for anyway. I'm kind of attached to the right one though.

[dandandan 0]

A girl will screw a guy with one ball. But unless she has a thing for
Pirates and you wear an eyepatch, well... You get my drift.

I'd wait for you outside the courtoom.
Taunting; when all of your appeals were declined.

[RastaRicanAir 0]

Don't read ahead. That's a whole other thread, and I want to see if I can get it into the Women Only Forum.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[JohnRich 4]

The really tough question would be this:

If you're already missing one ball, would you rather lose the other ball, or an eye?

And what about the poor chump who is already missing both one ball and one eye?
Which one is he going to give up?

Yikes!

[regulator 0]

It's not like you'd find anyone to play with your balls in the first place!

I'm just kidding

[regulator 0]

Or what about this...you lose an eye and your replace the missing eye with one of your balls!

Of course I wouldnt guarantee you wouldnt get alot of stange looks from people but its something I'm willing to let you try first.

Let me know how it works out for you.

[dropdeded 0]

I guess Im alone here but my reaction is I LIKE my balls

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[Broke 0]

Can I get a prostetic testicle?

If I lose an eye though that would cut my Laser vision correction price by half

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[turtlespeed 226]

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There are a few choice things on the planet I would voluntarily give my left nut for anyway. I'm kind of attached to the right one though.

Well hell if the left one is a free floater - get rid of it - that's extra weight on the aircraft - and a slower climb rate!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[BillyVance 35]

I'm already fucking deaf. I would much rather lose my ball, or balls instead. I need my eyes a helluva lot more.

Sometime after my second girl is born, I'm going to get the snip, snip procedure done.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban